SILENCE! #197
July 28th, 2016
HIS NEBULOUS BODY SWAYED ABOVE, HIS TONGUE SWOLLEN WITH DEVIL’S LOVE
Morning has broken, like the first SILENCE! It’s our earliest ever podcast, as Gary Lactus wipes the sleep from his eyes and the Beast Must Die pulls his beard out of the cornflakes… all to bring you the Last Comics Podcast On Earth! That’s dedication folks. Hell that’s deification. Goddamnit it’s defecation. Defamation! Declamation! Declaration! Decathlon! That’s right. The SILENCE! boys have done a decathlon just to bring you the latest hottt comixxx chatzzzz…
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Whu…wha…where am I? OH man, was that blurb all a dream? Does that mean I still have to write the blurb? Jeepers Christmas that means I’ll be late…for SILENCE!!!
<ITEM> Hoo boy. Who knows what this one’ll be like? Barely awake, fuelled on nowt but black coffee and love for the 4-Coloured periodicals, it’s a podcast Jim, but not as we know it.
<ITEM> Adminisponsorship? You got it! Lady Lactus? Right here! Gary eating a bagel? You got that too! Disgusting.
<ITEM> SILENCE! (Because The Film Has Started) tackles that little inconsequential Ghostbusters remake that absolutely no-one made a big deal about.
<ITEM> Can you say Reviewniverse? Can you? Good boy! Comics discussed include Batman, Black Hammer, New Super-Man, Captain Kid, Ultimates, Hellblazer and some other stuff no doubt.
All that, and the sound of barely stifled yawns? Who could ask for more?
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This edition of SILENCE! is proudly sponsored by the greatest comics shop on the planet, DAVE’S COMICS of Brighton. It’s also sponsored the greatest comics shop on the planet GOSH! Comics of London.
July 30th, 2016 at 12:22 pm
Great show! It’s always particularly life affirming to hear people getting drunk at breakfast time and lots of thrilling office related discussion too. In fact, it all sounded suspiciously realistic and well researched. Level with us, did Geoff Jones, the master of office based comics, do some uncredited script editing on this episode perchance?
July 30th, 2016 at 3:38 pm
So sorry about the tech issues. Loved the show regardless, as always. You guys are never a bore.
August 1st, 2016 at 2:16 pm
SEAMLESS! Excellent good morning podcast, gents. Gary Lactus, you shouldn’t have spilled the beans about your temporal malfunction, none of us mere mortals would ever have noticed.
That Snickers mess in the comics is horrific. I long for the days of the Hostess Twinkies and Fruit Pies ads, where in just one page we were introduced to our hero, a villain, some sort of heist or threat and a satisfying finale! And I was desperate to taste those mythical treats, unlike a Snickers- PYEGH!
You could always just slack off a little if you want to postpone #200 until things get back to normal. Or do a 200a and a 200b variant edition with a holofoil die cut cover and free trading card?
Good luck with the comedy adventure, Gary Lactus!
August 4th, 2016 at 11:36 am
Best pod save EVAR, Lactus
The film didn’t address the ghostbros a bit, it went full bore: the entire plot was kinda about it.