Mindless Ones

Dan gets another chance at binning off Nigel. Good. But will it pay off? OF COURSE IT WILL! Bloody Nigel!

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Birdland (Gilbert Hernandez, 1991)

(Originally published in a slightly different form on the now-decommissioned Vibrational Match blog back in January 2009.)

Ladies, gentlemen, those beyond the binary – I’d like to start out by informing you that this post is most definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK, not even if you work from home!

I’ve edited some of the following images down so that they’re a little more abstract, but it’s still not the sort of material you want anyone else to catch you looking at, you know?  Your cat would be unimpressed, and your father would only fall back into the arms of his priest to spite you.

Sensible souls that you are, I know you’ve probably closed this browser down already, or at least flicked back to a less grubby web page. So, having scared off those who still have their wits about them, let’s get on with it shall we?

Dan and Fraser – sorry – Caroline and God drop back in to a devastatingly dramatic accentgasm of a scene. We won’t spoil what is to come here but let’s just say that risks are taken. BIG risks. Enjoy.

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IT’S A PLASTIC BAG WITH PLASTIC HANDLES AND PLASTIC SIDES

We spill our guts all over your ears, and Daisy the Galacticat does something similar.

We talk about:

Dan McDaid, Pricks, Summer Holidays, Sequent’Ull, Alex Potts, Gareth Hopkins’ Rainlight Cope Aesthetic, Lily Williams’ Digging, Freaky Deakies, Insomnia and the 1989 Batman film.

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Things are getting dramatic!  Things are getting Romantic!  Things are getting everything!  Holy shit, Island of Secrets is shaping up to be the richest adventure yet as God gives Caroline some genuinely tricky choices and Dan and Fraser imagine the writer of the book in ever more detail.  I think it’s fair to say that neither of these middle aged men want the summer of 1985 to end.

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Welcome, Fellow Traveler, to the second installment of Island Of Secrets.  In this episode we’re going to meet men galore, begin to sniff mystery and complain about how lazy all these bloody foreigners are on this Greek island.  There’s also some fantastic music. 

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We start the third book in the Starlight Adventures series, Island Of Secrets. Fraser is God, Dan

is… probably Caroline.

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Hot, holy sugar! We’ve finally come to the exciting crescendo of Riddle Of The Runaway. Join Tina The Detective and God as they laugh, cry, swoon and solve together, bodging together a satisfactory conclusion. 

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Well, well, bloody well! I am not exaggerating when I say that, in terms of adventure, this is the most exciting episode of Dan And Fraser’s Starlight Adventures yet.  I’m also not exaggerating when I say that Fraser actually gets to make a few big decisions instead of just tossing a coin like a gangster who’s fond of cliched affectations.  And I am exaggerating when I say this episode will end your life as your head explodes with pleasure, but I’m actually not exaggerating that much.

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