SILENCE! #324
June 8th, 2025


I’VE MADE A MOUNTAIN FROM A LOVEBITE AGAIN
The Beast Must Die, Lord Nuneaton Savage and Gary Lactus gleefully jump back into Batman and the Outsiders #8 on behest of The Drifting Reviewniverse.
There’s mysterious adverts, there’s adverts that pull the brave reviewmonauts down plastic rabbit holes and there’s the rest of the comic too! This masterfully told story breaks heads in all directions! The impressive! The absurd! The amusing! The Traumatic!
THANK YOU, OH BEAUTIFUL REVIEWNIVERSE!
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May 2nd, 2025


AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT MEANINGLESS UNTIL I REALISED YOU WERE SERIOUS
The drifting Reviewniverse brings Gary Lactus, Al To Astonish and His Bleak Majesty Douglas Noble in close contact with Ex-Mutants #3 (vol. 2) from Malibu, 1993. Synergy! Action sass! Batteries! Bottoms! Dive in!
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SILENCE! #321
April 10th, 2025

IT’S SO GOOD, BABY WHEN YOU’RE AT THE WHEEL
HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?! Well, it’s done now. Ghost Rider 11 has been fully digested by Gary Lactus, Maid Of Nails and Al To Astonish, who accurately said after recording, “I feel like I have advert poisoning”.

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Read the rest of this entry »SILENCE! #320
March 31st, 2025


WHEN I SAW MUSHROOM HEAD, I WAS BORN AND I WAS DEAD
It’s the Drifting Reviewniverse #3 and Gary Lactus, Al To Astonish and Maid Of Nails are supposed to be examining Ghost Rider #11 (Marvel, 1975). Unfortunately Maid Of Nails has gone missing and the adverts are far too interesting to concentrate on the comic itself. Despite this and quite amazingly, what you have here is an hour and a half of enthusiastic dissection that covers less than half the comic! We’re going to have to dive back in for Part 2 next week. OMGR!!!!!!!
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Read the rest of this entry »SILENCE! #319
March 6th, 2025

ACTIVITY TROUSERS
This week (ahem), the Drifting Reviewniverse takes Gary Lactus and TT into everyone’s least favourite Chuck D, Charles Dixon’s Marc Spector: Moon Knight #12.
CURSE YOU, FATE! Your hosts do their best to choke it down and describe the experience. It’s a fun chat about a comic that wasn’t enjoyed by either of them.
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Read the rest of this entry »SILENCE! #318
January 29th, 2025

SOMETIMES I CAN’T FIND MY GOOD HABITS
You hear that? Of course you do, it’s startling, nigh on deafening! It’s the NEW HIGH CONCEPT ALARM!
Unfortunately the new thing doesn’t know what it’s called. Drifting Reviewniverse? Random Reviewniverse? Adventure into Indeterminacy? Let’s read with Ian Determinate? The idea is simple. A random English language comic from the last 90 years or so is chosen, read and talked about. This episode it’s Here’s Howie #9 and it’s talked about by Gary Lactus and Al To Astonish
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December 22nd, 2024

THOSE WHO KNOW, THEY DON’T LET IT SHOW
Gary Lactus is joined by Al To Astonish as they do their best to reconstruct the SILENCE! To Astonish! panel at this year’s Thought Bubble in lieu of a usable recording. Worst Christmas gift ever? YOU DECIDE!
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Read the rest of this entry »SILENCE! #316
September 7th, 2024

IT’S A PLASTIC BAG WITH PLASTIC HANDLES AND PLASTIC SIDES
We spill our guts all over your ears, and Daisy the Galacticat does something similar.
We talk about:
Dan McDaid, Pricks, Summer Holidays, Sequent’Ull, Alex Potts, Gareth Hopkins’ Rainlight Cope Aesthetic, Lily Williams’ Digging, Freaky Deakies, Insomnia and the 1989 Batman film.
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SILENCE! #315
April 24th, 2024

IT’S LIKE A WHIRLPOOL AND IT NEVER ENDS
At last! It’s time for The Big Pivot! Welcome to the SILENCE! Sportscast! All the Action! All the balls! More kicks and hits than you could reasonably kick or hit! Who’s winning? YOU!
Unfortunately the sports chat gets somewhat derailed by talk about gigs and the 90s before Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die get sucked into The Reviewniverse where they find Joe Wilkinson: My Autobiography, Elf Quest, Cerebus, Viz (Gary’s got a strip in it!) and Proustian comics in general.
Following that, there’s a lovely bit of SILENCE! (Because The Film’s Started) in which The Beast Must Die has seen The Flash.
All sport is finally forgotten as the hosts reckymend Comfort Blanket, Allan Quartermain and the Spear of Destiny (Jesus fucking Christ), Blood & Flesh: The Reel Life & Ghastly Death of Al Adamson and Gary just won’t stop going on about his Patreon. At this point in the blurb we usually say, “AND MORE!”.
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