Mindless Ones

This time we look at and talk about some incredibly non-essential publications from comics history and answer some of your welcome letters and emails.  We have romance with Teen Confessions, thrilling drama with Have You The Nerve To Face The Unexpected, and rubbish with Wrath.

We also ponder the question: Malibu Comics, did it flip or did it float?

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Here’s All New Teen Confessions # 92 from lovely, wholesome Charlton Comics.  Let’s look inside…

Boy!  That’s one crazy looking party!  It’s like Amy Poodle’s place, all the time!!!!!!

Who’s that hunky guy with no nipples?!

Hot date!

But wait, what’s this?  The hunk has shrunk!  Look at his weedy arms around her like a gray alien!

Look out! Brace your sides! (Spoilers).

Brilliant!

Here’s a typically romantic bit from the second story in the comic.

Cars!

Let’s move on to DC’s Have You The Nerve To Face The Unxpected # 151 (1973).

Unexpected crab death.

Unexpected George W. Bush in locksmithery advertisement.

Look what I got and how happy I am.

Just look at that stupid costume.  He’s got impractical sharp edges all over him!

NO!

Til next time…