January 27th, 2021


Oh my goodness gracious! Ugh! What’s that unholy stench? Oh, I see. It’s bloody Gary Lactus writing the blurb. Why’s HE writing the blurb? He’s crap at writing the blurb, (and he smells). Huh? It’s The Beast Must Die’s birthday?! And Gary’s special gift to his best pal is writing the blurb for him? Man, that’s a shit present! Is that literally all he’s doing for him? What a chundering arsehole! I’m glad I don’t have a “friend” like Gary Lactus.

Welcome dearest of listeners to the closest thing The Beast Must Die will get to a birthday Party. Here’s a special podcast for a very special boy.

<ITEM>There’a a luxuriously long preamble where your main characters talk merrily about Big Train, Look Around You and The Geesin Family OutputThe Lovecraft Investigations, The Beef And Dairy Network and  Petscop. Oh, and The Beast reviews Gary Lactus’s Journey To The Surface Of The Earth #2, still interminably available from

<ITEM>Eventually they get round to talking about some comics.  What are those comics?  These are those comics:  Batman Annual #5, Judge Dredd: Crusade, Dog Man, Deathshead:  Body In Question and Jim.

<ITEM>As promised last week, The Beast takes Gary on the start of a choose-your-own adventure!  This could be the start of something beautiful.

<ITEM>Time to listen!


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8 Responses to “SILENCE! #289”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Just heard this but haven’t heard one or two recent ones yet. So pardon me if it’s been discussed.

    Where’s Bobsy? Bring back Bobsy! There’s been way too much jizz spilled since he was on last over Tom CIAcunt King and his/yours scathing appraisal would be appreciated.

    Been around since the beginning, keep going and your pod is deeply appreciated.

  2. Gary Lactus Says:

    I’ll see what we can do but honestly, coordinating me amd The Beast Must Die is hard enough. There’s plenty of Bobsy on YouTube though.

  3. Gary Lactus Says:

    Hours and hours of the prick here:

  4. tam Says:

    Understandable in these strangely busy times… Be sure to tell the prick we do miss him on Silence! though

  5. Nick Says:

    ‘Judge Bhaji’? Christ, I remembered that ‘Crusade’ was shit! But that bit of ‘comedy racism’ had thankfully not lodged in my mind. That’s comic I shall not be revisiting any time soon!

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