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Andrew and Steven in

KNIGHTS OF THE REALM

Part 12

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30 Responses to “The Amusing Brothers, Andrew and Steven.”

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  2. Dan K Says:

    Nice one. I’ve been waiting for years for the chance to do a ‘Rolling Stones gathering no moss’ joke arising naturally in conversation. You remind us that sometimes you need to make your own chances in life. Kudos.

  3. It Burns Says:

    I’m actually really excited to find out who’s in the dragon.

  4. Illogical Volume Says:

    Me too!

  5. Zom Says:

    So am I!

  6. Gary Lactus Says:

    And me!

  7. Illogical Volume Says:

    And I just got excited all over again!

  8. Gary Lactus Says:

    Any guesses?

  9. Illogical Volume Says:

    Is it me?

  10. Zom Says:

    Imagine if it was you!

  11. Illogical Volume Says:

    I’m imagining it right now, and let me tell you — it’s one hell of a payoff! Mick Jaggar, upstaged by little old me? Well, it wouldn’t be the first time!

    But if it’s not me, is it you (Zom/Gary)?

    Or is it the new Doctor Who?

  12. Zom Says:

    It’s probably Gary. He’s a bit like Grant Morrison in that he likes to get into his own stories and dance about, only Gary’s more handsome and possesses a bigger cock.

  13. Illogical Volume Says:

    Yeah, so I’ve heard.

    In fact, I’ve read spoilers about Gary’s cock size on bathroom walls up and down the country! Actually, to be honest with you, I was responsible for writing most of them myself, but so it goes. You’ve got to make your own entertainment round my way, you know?

    If it isn’t our own Gary Lactus, is there any chance it’s the ghost of Bill Grundy?

  14. It Burns Says:

    Here’s hoping it’s Art Spiegelman. Though that doesn’t fit with the story whatsoever.

  15. Gary Lactus Says:

    Bill Grundy’s good. Maybe it’s the Dark Lord Alan Sugar, making a play for high street domination. Any other suggestions are welcome as I’m making this shit up as I go along now.

  16. Zom Says:

    Maybe it’s Suge Knight!

  17. Gary Lactus Says:

    That could work. Or Michael Knight or M Knight Shyamalama-ding-dong.

    Or Gladys Knight and her pips.

  18. Illogical Volume Says:

    Is it: Josie Long? John Lydon (selling butter)? Richie Edwards? Roots Manuva? Foots Shagooda? Frank ‘the Tank’ Miller? Jessica Alba? Richard Curtis? Adam Curtis? Ian Curtis? Tony Curtis? Courtney ‘Courtly’ Love? Lemmy? Chris Rock? A lightly bronzed lemming’s cock?

  19. Gary Lactus Says:

    All of them! Yes! Genius!

  20. The Beast Must Die Says:

    Is it Mark King from Level 42?

    I bet it is.

    i bet it’s him.

    I bet it.

    Him.

  21. Illogical Volume Says:

    I bet it’s Hh.

  22. Illogical Volume Says:

    Either that, or it’s Brian Cox.

    BUT WHICH ONE?!!?!!!

  23. bobsy Says:

    King has form and motive. Good bet.

    Pluss there’s this. rather conclusive proof i think you’ll agree.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Level-42-mark-batman.jpg

    (I’m finding the first bit of their wikipedia entry inordinately amusing for some reason. I think it’s just the matter-of-fact tone: ‘Level 42 is an English pop rock and jazz-funk band which had a number of worldwide and UK hits during the 1980s and 1990s.

    The band gained fame for its high-calibre musicianship—in particular that of Mark King, whose percussive slap-bass guitar technique provided the driving groove of many of the band’s hits. The band are also known for the combination of King’s lead vocals and keyboard player Mike Lindup’s falsetto backing vocals.

    Having been a very successful live and studio band in the 1980s, Level 42′s commercial profile diminished during the early 1990s following a series of personnel changes and musical shifts. After disbanding in 1994, the band reformed in 2001.’ Amen.)

  24. Gary Lactus Says:

    Mark “Level 42″ King is known as “Thunder Thumbs” amongst musos. Now there’s a man undeterred by a slap.

  25. bobsy Says:

    His thumbs were insured for a million each. If he’s feeling a bit short I have pliers and nothing to do after work. Can you ask him?

  26. The Beast Must Die Says:

    In the back seat of the car….

    WITH JOSEPH AND EMILY!!!

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