First pants the post
July 28th, 2008
It had to happen. My underwear collection is famous throughout D-wing, and I am justly proud. Mr. Mackay says laundry privileges are out unless I humiliate myself before the internet. (I rely on him for protection from Fletcher and his mindless thugs.) So this is it. My pants. (EDITOR’S NOTE: in America, they use the word ‘pants’ incorrectly, mistakenly believing it to mean ‘trousers’. This post, and those subsequent, are using the word in its UK meaning of ‘underpants’. Clearly, a week or so of blog posts about superhero trousers would be ridiculous.)
To start with, here are my newest and favourite pants. Featuring both Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, they are the living, breathing blockbuster fashion pant of Summer 2008. At least until I get me some Batman ones.
What are these two doing here, do you think? Has Iron Man farted, and is he forcing the Hulk to take a sniff? Or is something far wetter about to go off? (Lot’s of flatulence-, toilet- and secretion-based ‘jokes’ in this little runs of posts, by the way, so perhaps trot on over to The Savage Critics or someone if you’re actually looking for some clever or informative comics chat; or if you have a sense of humour developed to just a healthy, adult level.)
Probably the best thing about these tremendous pants is the wonderful mid-90s Image-ripoff art with which these serious, grown-up stars of silver screen are captured. It’s retro-perfecto, so now it could literally have been rendered tomorrow afternoon. Look at the fineness of line picking-out every preppy strand of emerald hair. Note the designer’s skill in depicting the steely avenger’s hot metallic couture, the imperious, statuesque confidence. Most importantly, look at the naturalism of the body language, as if this dynamic yet delicate tableau were really happening before you, right this very moment, on my pants. Almost as though the designer of these pants knew which of Marvel’s films thjis summer would be better. The winner is:
Brilliant strides, as I know you’ll agree. More trolleys-based hilarity tomorrow.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Readers, do YOU have any snazzy superhero pants you’d like to talk about? This week is underwear week here at Mindless Ones Dot Com, so skid on over to the comments section to add your thru’penny bits.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Hmm… I have that issue of Iron Man. Did you steal it and turn it into nether-garments? Curse you.
July 28th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I have no Superhero pants.
I am however incredibly happy it’s underwear week here. Perhaps too much.
July 28th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I have a pair of boxers with a smoldering wolverine on them.
July 29th, 2008 at 12:26 am
My friend has blue y-fronts. The ‘y’ itself is yellow. I refer to them as ‘the X-Men pants’.
Friends in pants. Comics. The ultimate life?
Almost certainly not.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:05 am
I actually have a pair of those Iron Man vs. Hulk undies, gifted to me rather unexpectedly in a very odd fashion by someone who ought not to have given them to me. Ah, melodrama — enough, perhaps, for an X-Men comic.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Lots o’ lol
So, do we think the people responsible spotted how rude these are?
July 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am
When you’re wearing superhero undies, it’s important to show that you’re a friendly neighborhood kinda guy. I also find that the image of cobwebs and crawling things in the pubic area is as clever a meta-commentary as that which is found in anxiety-of-influence-ridden superhero narratives.
Heroism can be found at the most unexpected of places indeed. Check out these Spidey pants for the wee ‘uns. “Potty training may be a snap when toddler boys see they can wear these ‘Spider-Man’ Underwear Briefs from Hanes!” Saving the world, one payload of poop at a time.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Yes. My son has lots of superhero pants. I won’t be photographing them.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Mine doesn’t :(
do we think the people responsible spotted how rude these are?
I like to think so – and, hey, I don’t like to nitpick but surely that ain’t wonderful mid-90s Image-ripoff art, so much as “wonderful mid-90s Dale Keown art”? I don’t know if I hope I’m right or wrong here.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am
You must have a Hennes near you, Beast, surely? ‘Swear all his came from. Super cheap too.
Currently Spiderman pants are vying for the top spot with Scooby Doo.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
It’s no secret that I have been jealous of Bobsy’s pants for a good year now. On Zom’s stag weekend I thought I’d be the belle of the bunch with my best Captain America pants packed for the Saturday. Imagine my disappointment when Bobsy emerged from his tent every morning with a new scene of striking action proudly enveloping his modesty.
I take my helmet off to the man.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
And get blood everywhere?
July 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Thanks for the replies, guys. In response to Mr. Reed, I’d like to make it clear that all the nderwear featured in pants week is 100% branded official merchandise. We here at Mindless Ones Dot Com in no way condone bottlegging your own pants using sophisticated web 3.0 technology. Remember, pant piracy is killing underwear.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
[...] Then again, 99% of comics blogs would never do something as awesome as these two [...]
July 30th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
[...] Ones (one of my new favorite blogs) is having a party. A party in their pants. And you’re invited, as they dissect a hip new (old?) superhero [...]
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
[...] is always good value, but if I had to pin down a favourite post it would have to be one of his pants reviews. They were very silly indeed, but they were also surprisingly insightful and consistently [...]
February 27th, 2009 at 10:53 am
[...] skidophiles will remember that for reasons unclear half the total Hulk pants feature him taking big licks from Iron Man. Technically this is only gamma pant solo mark [...]
June 26th, 2009 at 12:30 am
[...] as perfect a pair of Batpants as you can imagine really. He’s caught up a lot actually – time was the lack of Batpants in the wardrobe was striking and inexplicable. Then TDK happened, and the rest [...]
January 27th, 2023 at 5:42 am
https://over-the-counter-drug.com/# over the counter uti medicine
January 28th, 2023 at 6:56 pm
https://amoxil.science/# over the counter amoxicillin
January 30th, 2023 at 9:37 am
https://amoxil.science/# amoxicillin 500 mg
February 1st, 2023 at 12:32 am
https://amoxil.science/# amoxicillin tablets in india
February 2nd, 2023 at 10:56 am
Get here. Read information now.
ivermectin generic name
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. Drug information.
February 2nd, 2023 at 11:41 am
Get here. Everything what you want to know about pills.
ivermectin 6 mg tablets
Read now. Commonly Used Drugs Charts.
February 2nd, 2023 at 6:00 pm
Some trends of drugs. Generic Name.
https://stromectolst.com/# ivermectin where to buy
Everything what you want to know about pills. Some trends of drugs.
February 2nd, 2023 at 7:43 pm
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. Cautions.
https://stromectolst.com/# ivermectin 250ml
Read now. All trends of medicament.
February 2nd, 2023 at 10:05 pm
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Commonly Used Drugs Charts.
https://stromectolst.com/# ivermectin coronavirus
Get warning information here. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
February 3rd, 2023 at 9:38 am
Generic Name. Get warning information here.
buy stromectol uk
Medicament prescribing information. Read here.
February 3rd, 2023 at 11:43 pm
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. All trends of medicament.
cost of ivermectin medicine
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Long-Term Effects.
February 4th, 2023 at 1:17 am
Everything what you want to know about pills. Everything about medicine.
https://stromectolst.com/# ivermectin 3mg tablets price
Drugs information sheet. п»їMedicament prescribing information.
February 4th, 2023 at 9:16 am
Long-Term Effects. Get warning information here.
price of ivermectin
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. Drug information.
February 4th, 2023 at 10:04 pm
safe and effective drugs are available. Cautions.
ivermectin where to buy for humans
earch our drug database. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
February 5th, 2023 at 12:26 am
Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions. Best and news about drug.
https://stromectolst.com/# stromectol tablets buy online
Some trends of drugs. Read information now.
February 5th, 2023 at 9:50 am
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Read here.
buy ivermectin cream
Some trends of drugs. Actual trends of drug.
February 5th, 2023 at 3:50 pm
Get information now. What side effects can this medication cause?
stromectol cost
Read information now. Generic Name.
February 5th, 2023 at 7:09 pm
What side effects can this medication cause? Everything about medicine.
https://stromectolst.com/# buy stromectol
Everything information about medication. Read information now.
February 5th, 2023 at 11:53 pm
What side effects can this medication cause? Commonly Used Drugs Charts.
generic ivermectin cream
Cautions. Everything what you want to know about pills.
February 6th, 2023 at 9:19 am
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. Drug information.
ivermectin for humans
Get here. Actual trends of drug.
February 6th, 2023 at 9:02 pm
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. All trends of medicament.
stromectol order online
earch our drug database. Generic Name.
February 7th, 2023 at 10:57 am
Read information now. Best and news about drug.
where to buy cheap mobic
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. safe and effective drugs are available.
February 7th, 2023 at 11:14 am
Read now. Some trends of drugs.
how to buy cheap levaquin without a prescription
Read information now. Medscape Drugs & Diseases.
February 7th, 2023 at 6:55 pm
Top 100 Searched Drugs. Long-Term Effects.
where can i buy generic levaquin prices
Some trends of drugs. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
February 7th, 2023 at 8:35 pm
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Read now. order generic avodart without prescription
Best and news about drug. Actual trends of drug.
February 7th, 2023 at 11:14 pm
earch our drug database. earch our drug database.
lisinopril 40 mg mexico
All trends of medicament. Get here.
February 8th, 2023 at 3:54 am
Get here. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
https://nexium.top/ where can i get generic nexium no prescription
safe and effective drugs are available. safe and effective drugs are available.
February 8th, 2023 at 6:55 am
Best and news about drug. Drugs information sheet.
cost cheap nexium without a prescription
What side effects can this medication cause? п»їMedicament prescribing information.
February 8th, 2023 at 9:50 am
safe and effective drugs are available. Read information now. where can i get cheap avodart price
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. Top 100 Searched Drugs.
February 9th, 2023 at 10:26 am
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. earch our drug database.
buy generic avodart pills
Read now. Drugs information sheet.
February 9th, 2023 at 1:38 pm
Get warning information here. Best and news about drug.
https://mobic.store/# where to get mobic without rx
Cautions. Drug information.
February 9th, 2023 at 10:49 pm
Drug information. drug information and news for professionals and consumers. https://avodart.science/# where to buy cheap avodart price
Get information now. Everything information about medication.
February 10th, 2023 at 6:48 am
safe and effective drugs are available. Get here.
https://levaquin.science/# can you buy levaquin without a prescription
Generic Name. п»їMedicament prescribing information.
February 10th, 2023 at 8:55 am
safe and effective drugs are available. Some trends of drugs.
cost generic nexium without rx
п»їMedicament prescribing information. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
February 10th, 2023 at 10:39 am
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. Get warning information here.
how to get cheap mobic without insurance
Read information now. Commonly Used Drugs Charts.
February 11th, 2023 at 1:50 am
Read now. Everything about medicine. https://avodart.science/# can you buy avodart
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. Cautions.
February 11th, 2023 at 6:43 am
Get information now. Best and news about drug. can i purchase generic avodart prices
Get here. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
February 11th, 2023 at 11:27 am
earch our drug database. Medicament prescribing information.
https://clomiphenes.com can i purchase generic clomid without rx
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. All trends of medicament.
February 11th, 2023 at 6:47 pm
Actual trends of drug. Get information now.
https://finasteridest.online how to buy generic propecia prices
Get information now. Get here.
February 12th, 2023 at 2:33 am
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
buying cheap clomid without insurance
Get information now. Read information now.
February 12th, 2023 at 8:01 am
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Some trends of drugs. price for amoxicillin 875 mg
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Generic Name.
February 12th, 2023 at 11:19 am
What side effects can this medication cause? Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
zithromax purchase online
safe and effective drugs are available. Everything about medicine.
February 12th, 2023 at 1:10 pm
Everything what you want to know about pills. Cautions.
cost of generic propecia without a prescription
Everything information about medication. Everything information about medication.
February 13th, 2023 at 12:59 pm
Some trends of drugs. Everything about medicine.
where buy generic clomid for sale
Actual trends of drug. Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics.
February 13th, 2023 at 2:49 pm
Read information now. Drugs information sheet.
how to get zithromax over the counter
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Everything information about medication.
February 13th, 2023 at 3:11 pm
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. Everything about medicine.
https://finasteridest.online can i order generic propecia without dr prescription
Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions. Read information now.
February 13th, 2023 at 3:46 pm
Get information now. Some trends of drugs. buy amoxicillin 500mg capsules uk
Everything about medicine. Medicament prescribing information.
February 13th, 2023 at 4:22 pm
п»їMedicament prescribing information. All trends of medicament.
how to buy clomid without a prescription
Top 100 Searched Drugs. Everything about medicine.
February 14th, 2023 at 2:06 am
Read information now. Everything about medicine.
order cheap clomid for sale
Drugs information sheet. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
February 14th, 2023 at 8:38 am
Cautions. Top 100 Searched Drugs. https://amoxicillins.online/ amoxicillin 200 mg tablet
Long-Term Effects. Drugs information sheet.
February 14th, 2023 at 4:09 pm
Long-Term Effects. Read now.
order zithromax without prescription
Cautions. Everything about medicine.
February 14th, 2023 at 4:26 pm
Get warning information here. All trends of medicament.
buying generic propecia pills
Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe. safe and effective drugs are available.
February 14th, 2023 at 5:43 pm
Everything information about medication. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
clomid medication
Generic Name. Drug information.
February 15th, 2023 at 7:24 am
Everything information about medication. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
https://finasteridest.com/ how to buy cheap propecia pill
Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe. All trends of medicament.
February 15th, 2023 at 3:05 pm
Some trends of drugs. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
where to get zithromax
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Read information now.
February 20th, 2023 at 2:43 pm
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. Generic Name.
https://canadianfast.com/# canadian pharmacy
Get warning information here. Read here.
February 20th, 2023 at 5:14 pm
Cautions. Medscape Drugs & Diseases.
non prescription ed drugs
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. drug information and news for professionals and consumers.
February 21st, 2023 at 12:34 am
Everything about medicine. Cautions.
trusted canadian pharmacy
Everything about medicine. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
February 21st, 2023 at 2:02 am
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
prescription drugs online
Top 100 Searched Drugs. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
February 21st, 2023 at 2:50 am
Everything what you want to know about pills. All trends of medicament.
reputable canadian online pharmacy
п»їMedicament prescribing information. Actual trends of drug.
February 21st, 2023 at 4:38 pm
Read information now. Get information now.
non prescription ed pills
Drugs information sheet. Everything what you want to know about pills.
February 21st, 2023 at 6:09 pm
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
canada drugs online reviews
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Get information now.
February 22nd, 2023 at 2:41 am
Long-Term Effects. Get here.
non prescription ed pills
Get here. Drugs information sheet.
February 26th, 2023 at 11:27 am
All trends of medicament. What side effects can this medication cause?
sildenafil rx coupon
Everything information about medication. drug information and news for professionals and consumers.
February 26th, 2023 at 11:42 am
Best and news about drug. Generic Name.
https://viagrapillsild.com/# viagra for women australia
Everything information about medication. Everything about medicine.
February 26th, 2023 at 4:37 pm
Everything information about medication. Drug information.
https://viagrapillsild.com/
Generic Name. safe and effective drugs are available.
February 27th, 2023 at 12:49 am
Cautions. Drug information.
is viagra over the counter
Some trends of drugs. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
February 27th, 2023 at 5:54 am
earch our drug database. Medscape Drugs & Diseases.
https://viagrapillsild.com/# sildenafil 100mg generic mexico
earch our drug database. п»їMedicament prescribing information.
February 27th, 2023 at 7:00 am
Get information now. What side effects can this medication cause?
cheap generic viagra 50mg
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Generic Name.
February 27th, 2023 at 8:56 am
Some trends of drugs. earch our drug database.
buy viagra sydney
What side effects can this medication cause? Get warning information here.
February 27th, 2023 at 9:45 am
Everything about medicine. Best and news about drug.
free viagra alternative
Everything information about medication. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
February 27th, 2023 at 1:37 pm
Long-Term Effects. Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics.
https://viagrapillsild.com/
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. Cautions.
February 28th, 2023 at 2:35 am
Cautions. Cautions.
what\’s the difference in viagra
Read information now. Everything about medicine.
February 28th, 2023 at 11:28 am
Get information now. Everything about medicine.
https://tadalafil1st.com/# tadalafil soft gel capsule 20mg
Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions. Read here.
February 28th, 2023 at 7:16 pm
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Everything what you want to know about pills.
tadalafil 2.5 mg online india
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
March 1st, 2023 at 4:41 am
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. What side effects can this medication cause?
tadalafil compare prices
earch our drug database. Actual trends of drug.
March 1st, 2023 at 6:58 am
earch our drug database. Read now.
https://tadalafil1st.com/# brand cialis
Long-Term Effects. Long-Term Effects.
March 1st, 2023 at 7:37 am
Read information now. Long-Term Effects.
https://tadalafil1st.online/# tadalafil 20mg price in india
Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side. Medscape Drugs & Diseases.
March 1st, 2023 at 11:24 am
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
cialis generic cambodia
Medicament prescribing information. Medicament prescribing information.
March 3rd, 2023 at 1:26 am
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Get here.
ed. trusted medstore in cialis
Read information now. Drugs information sheet.
March 3rd, 2023 at 2:45 am
Read here. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
https://tadalafil1st.online/# buy generic cialis in canada
Everything about medicine. Everything information about medication.
March 3rd, 2023 at 3:11 am
Actual trends of drug. Best and news about drug.
generic tadalafil india
Drug information. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
March 3rd, 2023 at 8:52 am
Cautions. Everything what you want to know about pills.
tadalafil without prescription
Read here. Cautions.
March 3rd, 2023 at 10:50 pm
Actual trends of drug. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
cialis capsules canada
Cautions. Long-Term Effects.
March 4th, 2023 at 2:19 am
Long-Term Effects. Everything what you want to know about pills.
cialis overnight delivery
Best and news about drug. Everything information about medication.
March 4th, 2023 at 4:45 am
Best and news about drug. What side effects can this medication cause?
where to buy cialis in singapore
Read here. Some trends of drugs.
March 4th, 2023 at 8:41 pm
Get information now. Cautions.
https://amoxila.store/ order amoxicillin uk
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Generic Name.
March 4th, 2023 at 10:33 pm
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. What side effects can this medication cause?
can you buy cheap propecia
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Read now.
March 5th, 2023 at 1:41 pm
Drug information. Everything information about medication.
get propecia price
Medicament prescribing information. drug information and news for professionals and consumers.
March 6th, 2023 at 3:42 am
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. drug information and news for professionals and consumers.
where to get clomid
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. safe and effective drugs are available.
March 8th, 2023 at 8:06 pm
All trends of medicament. Get information now.
https://amoxila.store/ amoxicillin 500mg capsules price
What side effects can this medication cause? Actual trends of drug.
March 10th, 2023 at 5:51 pm
Can I show my graceful appreciation and show my appreciatation온라인바카라 really good stuff and if you want to have a checkout
Let me tell you a brief about how to get connected to girls for free I am always here for yall you know that right?