Hey everybody, did you see the big new Superman and Batman? I know! It was pretty alright, right?

What the heckery was going on with all the bad reviews? They’re really going overboard aren’t they? What’s that all about – fifty bad reviews in the Guardian? Guardian, what are you guarding while churning out such shitness??

Of all the children, this one is my favourite: clever mediasays Donald Trump, being clever, but fails to nail the dynamic at work. What influence the papers have is only their ability to shape potential negative space around an ongoing mass discourse that plainly thinks they’re all wankers. (AKA every Trump hitpiece is free money for Trump.)

the lads overdid it a bit at Christmas
Big lads overdid the Christmas turkey