June 23rd, 2017




‘Oo told you to come and see me then? Eric the Mouth was it?  Bloody chancer that Eric, always sendin’ hopeless my cases my way. Finkin’ I got the time to sort out every knoc-kneed tosspot ‘oo comes blinkin’ into my lock up. Oh yeah, course I got a lot of quality gear in this place, all sorts. Got everything you might want actually.  Course there’s a price though in there? What kind of businessman would I be if I din’t ask for a proper price? So you seen what you need ave ya…? Yeah, thought you might’a done. No, no, you put yer wallet away. Don’t want cash for what I’m sellin’, no no. I want something a bit more precious. Bit more valuable.

If you get my drift?

<ITEM> Welcome listenoids, to the newest, chewiest, brouhaha that is SILENCE! The Beast Must Die & Gary Lactus are here to bring you nourishing comics podcasting to see you through this warm, sticky patch.

<ITEM> Sponsorships set out on the choppy seas of Admin, looking to bring us back treats and treasures. Also: The Mini-Beast Speaks!

<ITEM> SILENCE!…Because The Film Has Started, with Gary Lactus weeping actual tears for the kindness in Wonder Woman‘s heart. Also, The Beast talks up Twin Peaks: The Return, in particular Laura Dern.

<ITEM> Finally it’s time to squeeze our svelte figures into the tight-fitting lycra of The Reviewniverse. Comics covered include Slasher, Jimmy’s Bastards, Dark Days: The Forges, DKIII: The Master Race, Black Hammer, Bug, Squirrel Girl, Peter Bagge’s Sweat Shop and more, oh so very much more…

<ITEM> Finally we have I Recky-mend by The Beast, with the Tony Law episode of The Comedican’s Comedian. 

And then we’re done, like old slow dog’s lying in the sun.

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This edition of SILENCE! is proudly sponsored by the greatest comics shop on the planet, DAVE’S COMICS of Brighton. It’s also sponsored the greatest comics shop on the planet GOSH! Comics of London.

6 Responses to “SILENCE! #230”

  1. Tam Says:

    The main thing Bendis’ comics have got going for them (along with The Walking Dead) is that you can leaf through them in a few seconds and easily work out what’s happened in any given issue; this means they’re ideal for reading in certain soulless comic shops without needing to waste money on them. Although obviously I wouldn’t do this in either Gosh! or Dave’s

  2. Paul Jon Thrillin' Says:

    Some top FoxTalk at the top of the pod, I thought

  3. Jonathan Dick Says:

    I liked the part when you did a bit.

  4. The Beast Must Die Says:

    Our new podcast ‘Fox Fucks Food’ is debuting soon – look for it in the usual places

  5. Gary Lactus Says:

    Send your pictures of fox fucked food to the usual address.

  6. Cass Says:

    I agree with Gary about the now second most recent episode of Twin Peaks. It felt like treading water and was the first time I felt worried about the direction of the show.

    Needless to say, those worries were put to rest yesterday. Wowowwow, what an episode! Still trying to put out the fires in my brain.

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