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		<title>The Demon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crossposted from Amy and Adam&#8217;s Mad Men tumblr, shesanastronaut.com The Devil Rides Out was released in July 1968, shortly after the events of The Crash. Both feature a demonic presence marked by its sudden materialisation and the colour of its skin. In many ways it&#8217;s preferable that this is a coincidence, fitting as it does [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crossposted from Amy and Adam&#8217;s Mad Men tumblr, <a href="http://www.shesanastronaut.com">shesanastronaut.com</a></p>
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<p>The Devil Rides Out was released in July 1968, shortly after the events of The Crash. Both feature a demonic presence marked by its sudden materialisation and the colour of its skin. </p>
<p>In many ways it&#8217;s preferable that this is a coincidence, fitting as it does with the uncanny atmosphere permeating The Crash. After all, it&#8217;s not as though TDRO is the only spooky text haunting the action. In fact this week&#8217;s episode is full of them, all crinkling the surface reality in unsettling ways. There&#8217;s the fourth episode of The Prisoner, Free For All, featuring a parody of the electoral process that holds a fun-house mirror up to Henry&#8217;s attempt to run for State Governor; Rosemary&#8217;s Baby, a story about a reluctant young woman&#8217;s satanically conceived pregnancy &#8211; a sideways look at Sally&#8217;s narrative, where she&#8217;s forced to play at being a mother before she&#8217;s ready; Alice in Wonderland, the tale of a girl who finds herself lost in a parallel world, rather like the SCDP offices in The Crash, where physics and logic are turned on their head; and The I-Ching, The Book of Changes, here deployed at change&#8217;s end, after a funeral*. Add to this noisome stew, mind altering drugs, Sata&#8212;I mean Stan&#8217;s 666 offerings to Mamm&#8212; uh, ad ideas; Creative&#8217;s battle with &#8216;the darkness&#8217;; the slaying of a martyr; a genuine child witch stalking the office&#8217;s halls; and the invocation that kick-starts the whole thing, the utterance of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_formula">magic word</a>, the secret name of the Beast of Collisions, &#8220;SCDPCGC&#8221;, and its fair to say that this week Mad Men was positively beset by the otherworldly.</p>
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<p align="center">By her sign shall you know her.</p>
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<p>The narrative is pockmarked by strangeness. Mad Men seen through the broken glass of a shattered windscreen. A place of work reassembles itself into a playground, brainstorming is replaced by divination, Don Draper&#8217;s stirring speeches misfire, becoming drug rants, SCDP transforms into a brothel. There are gaps in reality. Doors jammed open. And it&#8217;s through these gaps that, about two thirds of the way through the episode when reality has softened enough, Ida comes clambering through.</p>
<p>The creature, you&#8217;ll notice, doesn&#8217;t bear the usual signifiers of its infernal origins: horns, wings or a pitchfork. The fact that it&#8217;s of African descent within a privileged White space is enough to identify it as an unholy fiend. In the adaption of Dennis Wheatley&#8217;s novel the demon pops up out of a pentacle in a stately home. In Mad Men it&#8217;s found wandering around in a swanky apartment block in the Upper East Side. Like the bum in Mulholland Drive who is &#8220;behind everything&#8221;, Ida represents all the things society denies. She&#8217;s homeless, poor and black. She&#8217;s the antithesis of the glamorous world conjured up advertising. Ida is the anti-consumer. She has no aspirations other than just surviving and, by the looks of her, no money to pay for luxuries like soap, let alone dream cars. For her drugs aren&#8217;t recreation or an energy serum, but an addiction. She&#8217;s the fear of the abject, of hopelessness, loneliness and destitution, that drives the world of consumption. By abandoning his children for a crazed weekend of narcissistic brainstorming, Don&#8217;s left the narrative&#8217;s most vulnerable point, his children, open to her assault. </p>
<p>There&#8217;s something terrifyingly inevitable about Ida, then, in that she&#8217;s an emergent property of all the weirdness and neglect and a twisted answer to Don&#8217;s attempt to come to terms with his own history, or as he calls it &#8220;the system&#8221;.</p>
<p>But to really understand this demon you have to go deeper.</p>
<p>Over the course of her ransacking of the apartment, Ida is asked many questions, all of which she responds to with a lie&#8230; except in the case of the most important one &#8211; Sally&#8217;s first line of inquiry.</p>
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<p>Traditionally, demons enjoy toying with the truth and Ida is no exception. At first glance this is the most audacious lie of all, given that Ida is negro and Don Draper palpably is not. Sally&#8217;s not about to let a whopper like that slip by her. </p>
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<p align="center">But Ida quickly clarifies things&#8230;.</p>
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<p>Obviously it wasn&#8217;t unheard of for white children to be brought up by black servants, and Sally knows this. However there&#8217;s another truth being got at here.</p>
<p>The Crash doesn&#8217;t just mangle the present, It sees the past careen into it. Don&#8217;s sexual and emotional history collide with his current romantic entanglements and at a more forensic level his sense of self. But there is a deeper crash, of a more impersonal kind, that stands behind all this: Wall Street&#8217;s implosion in 1929, the Great Depression and it&#8217;s inevitable fallout. Which led to this&#8230;.</p>
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<p>&#8230;this&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8230;this&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8230;.this&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8230;this&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8230;.and to this.</p>
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<p>Ida isn&#8217;t just the bad mother, but the mother of all bad mothers. The embodiment of all the awfulness that ensues when capitalism, SCDP&#8217;s lifeblood, fails. She&#8217;s the spectre of the original financial crash and the economic hardship that came with it returned to haunt the story to which she gave birth. She contains the whole thing within her, recuperating the entire narrative. I mentioned before how she found a foothold in the gaps, but the most important gaps, as Sally explains to her father at the end of the episode, are in Don Draper&#8217;s story &#8211; his life as Dick Whitman. Ida comes from this other-world, the world left to rot when Dick became Don. She <em>is</em> this despised, forgotten world &#8211; a world that will never quite go away no matter how much wealth or sex or alcohol Don consumes. </p>
<p>Peggy tells Stan that to recover you have to face your demons. Ida is the face of Don&#8217;s repressed history and the brute misfortune that underpins it. All of Don&#8217;s negative formative experiences compacted into a trench-coat and a manky old dress, and just as in his case, she threatens those with the least power of all: children. </p>
<p>At the start of The Crash, just as the drugs take hold, Don teeters as if about to fall. The next shot, however, a wide angle, sees him confidently powering down the stairs. In hindsight we&#8217;re not fooled. We know everything that follows implies a catastrophic trajectory. The doctor&#8217;s superspeed serum is really a slow motion dive through a windscreen and into the night beyond. A crash that ends with Don thudding down head first on his living room floor, like a body on the tarmac. It&#8217;s no coincidence that this is when the final memory roars into view. The weightless flight of the amphetamine rush, the remembered sex, the peel away from time&#8217;s cruel surface, all of a sudden gives way to pain. Rising floor, rock-hard Cause and Effect. When he walks into his apartment Don witnesses the devastation his history leaves in its wake, a terrible formative experience that will echo forever in the lives of his children. He sees this, all of the denied bits of Don Draper, all the bits he keeps hidden, locked down there in the dark, the place where he is not &#8211; he sees Ida: and he faints. </p>
<p>It would be nice to say that Don learned something this episode, but I&#8217;m not sure that he did. The last few minutes see him falling back on his tried and tested strategy of &#8216;moving forward&#8217;, which in his case equates to straight up denial. Denial of Sylvia, denial of Chevy, denial of the pain he caused Bobby and Sally. Sally doesn&#8217;t want to know if Don had a heart attack, she wants him to apologise and to explain. She wants to know her father.</p>
<p>Ida winds up in jail, shut away from a society that can&#8217;t deal with the problems she represents.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;s history likewise.</p>
<p>But this demon, who so far has wrecked a marriage, destroyed a home, terrorised children and killed a brother, can wait.</p>
<p>She has all the time in the world.</p>
<p><strong>*if you must know, there are only two complete hexagrams &#8211; Number 38: Opposition, turning into Number 14: Possession in Great Measure. Looks like things might pick up in the long term.</strong></p></p>
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		<title>BISCUIT in &#8216;REIGN OF FLEAS&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &amp; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out <a href="http://mindlessones.com/category/cindy-biscuit/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  <strong>Cindy &amp; Biscuit no.3</strong> from my <a href="http://milkthecat.wordpress.com/the-shop/">shop</a> at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my other comics while you&#8217;re there.</p>
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		<title>SILENCE! #63</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><strong>I&#8217;M NOT GOING TO DEBATE YOU, JERRY! I&#8217;M NOT GOING TO DEBATE!</strong></p>
<p>(The scene opens, as Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 hangs in notion-space, a burning neon digital star of impeccable cyber-breeding)</p>
<p>We cut to: SILENCE!</p>
<p>The 3-d camera prowls across a vibrant landscape of shifting wordscapes and roaming flocks of ideaforms. The sky is burning vermillion, dappled with thought-bubbles buoyed on an endless layer of hot air.</p>
<p>With a triumphant scream of raw pulsing data, Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 bellows:</p>
<p>&#8220;&lt;ITEM&gt; Sponsorships, jinglehoods and the <em>SILENCE! News</em> with droning human newsbags Danny Beastman &amp; Gary Lactenberg.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; The <em>Reviewniverse</em> is breached and The Beast &amp; Lactus storm it&#8217;s ramparts. It&#8217;s a gimpgasm of comics talk about <strong>12 Reasons To Die (Big Ghost!), Dream Merchant, Dream Thief, Fall of the House Usher, Legion Of Superheroes, Wolverine &amp; The X-Men, Red She-Hulk, Regular Show, Wonder Woman, Savage Wolverine, Cable &amp; The X-Force, X, Nova, Age of Ultron, FF, Prophet, Uber, Black Beetle Fatale</strong> and <strong>2000ad</strong>.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Thrilling new feature <em>Reader I Couldn&#8217;t Finish It</em> has <strong>Green Arrow</strong> and <strong>Supergirl</strong>.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; The show really gets going with impassioned discussion of <strong>Eurovision</strong> and <strong>Tony Hart</strong>.</p>
<p>(Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 exits, chased by bear&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>CINDY in &#8216;NOT WAVING&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 06:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &#38; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out here. Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  Cindy &#38; Biscuit no.3 from my shop at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &amp; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out <a href="http://mindlessones.com/category/cindy-biscuit/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  <strong>Cindy &amp; Biscuit no.3</strong> from my <a href="http://milkthecat.wordpress.com/the-shop/">shop</a> at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my other comics while you&#8217;re there.</p>
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		<title>SILENCE! #62</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 22:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH? GO TO LUNCH. WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH?? Why are you always picking on me Mother-Brain, when I have been a good little Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735..? I haven&#8217;t mind-flayed any fleshy ones, and I have been thinking good thoughts 010001001011010010&#8230; Onwards, forwards and inwards to innards listening ones, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH? GO TO LUNCH. WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH??</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong>Why are you always picking on me Mother-Brain, when I have been a good little Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735..? I haven&#8217;t mind-flayed any fleshy ones, and I have been thinking good thoughts 010001001011010010&#8230;</p>
<p>Onwards, forwards and inwards to innards listening ones, as you take a big breath of  SILENCE! into your virgin pink lungs and&#8230;</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt;Sponsorhip Boys, Sponsorship Boys&#8230;plus the jangle of jingles and other etceteras.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; <em>SILENCE News</em> with US news-trolls Gary Lactenberg &amp; Danny Beastman, covering the next 12 months of eyeball-scintillating DC Comics!</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Me, Julio Gary &amp; The Beast down by the schoolyard, reviewing comics! Actually it&#8217;s the Reviewniverse: They don&#8217;t review <strong>Prophet</strong>, but do it in a kind way. But then they DO review <strong>Avengers Assemble: Age Of Ultron</strong> (from Affable Al Ewing), <strong>Avengers Arena, Justice League of America, Suicide Squad, Wolverine</strong> (Smug Cover Alert), <strong>Batman, Uber, Katana, Thor: God Of Thunder, Avenging Spiderman, Uncanny Avengers</strong> and <strong>2000AD</strong>.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; <em>Jason&#8217;s Challenge</em> is <strong>Infinity</strong>&#8230;will Gary be man enough?</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; An all singing review of <strong>Walking Dead</strong></p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Savoy Books curio Michael Moorcock&#8217;s <strong>The Jewel In The Skull</strong> in <em>The Beast&#8217;s Bargain Basement.</em></p>
<p>And that is the very lot you sorry bunch of cry babies. Go back to your mudhuts and scrabble for grubs.</p>
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<p>SILENCE! is proudly sponsored by the two greatest comics shops on the planet, <a href="http://davescomicsuk.blogspot.co.uk/">DAVE&#8217;S COMICS</a> of Brighton and <a href="http://www.goshlondon.com/">GOSH COMICS</a> of London.</p>
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		<title>CINDY &amp; BISCUIT in &#8216;TRUE LIES&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://mindlessones.com/2013/05/09/cindy-biscuit-in-true-lies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 01:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &#38; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out here. Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  Cindy &#38; Biscuit no.3 from my shop at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &amp; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out <a href="http://mindlessones.com/category/cindy-biscuit/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  <strong>Cindy &amp; Biscuit no.3</strong> from my <a href="http://milkthecat.wordpress.com/the-shop/">shop</a> at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my other comics while you&#8217;re there.</p>
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		<title>SILENCE! #61</title>
		<link>http://mindlessones.com/2013/05/07/silence-61/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 22:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; INSECT BOMBER BUDDHIST DRONING, COPPER CHORD OF AUGUST&#8217;S ORGAN What, precisely, is your problem meatsacks? It&#8217;s me of course, your humble magnificent Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735. I&#8217;M your problem. Well, that and the sliding ennui of your grinding existences and the gradual disintegration of your rickety physical frames.  Oh and of course the universal [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>INSECT BOMBER BUDDHIST DRONING, COPPER CHORD OF AUGUST&#8217;S ORGAN</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong>What, precisely, is your problem meatsacks? It&#8217;s me of course, your humble magnificent Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735. I&#8217;M your problem. Well, that and the sliding ennui of your grinding existences and the gradual disintegration of your rickety physical frames.  Oh and of course the universal problem of COMICS&#8230;and SILENCE!!</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Sponsorship Boys, Sponsorship Boys Oi Oi Oi! Bringing tales of Mummy Lactus at Dave&#8217;s Comics and Free Comic Book Beast at Gosh Comics.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Silence! News comes screaming through the stratosphere with US news grunions Gary Lactenberg &amp; Danny Beastman and&#8230;Distrinct Council comics!</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Grab your faces, grab your faeces and let&#8217;s go skipping through the daisy fields of&#8230;the Reviewniverse. The ballbag brothers cover such diverse splendids as <strong>3 New Stories By Dash Shaw, Copra no.4, 2000AD (Gunheads!), Island 3 from <a href="http://www.decadencecomics.com/">Lando</a>, Abe Sapien, Fashion Beast, Mr X: Eviction, The Prisoner, Animal Man, The Movement, Indestructible Hulk, Ten Grand, New X-Men, Hawkeye, Red She-Hulk, Aquaman, Dial H, Superior Spiderman, Thanos Rising</strong> and&#8230;well there was some more, but stupid The Beast Must Die&#8217;s stupid recording equipment stupidly stopped working..STUPID! Things you missed: The Beast describing Tom Cruise&#8217;s icily unpleasant uncamp performance in  the utter bullshit that is <strong>Rock Of Ages</strong>, Gary Lactus&#8217; ongoing shame of <strong>Age of Ultron</strong> enjoyment and the boys description of Kieron Gillen as a &#8216;dangerous cyborg&#8217;..</p>
<p>And if that&#8217;s not enough&#8230;well, that&#8217;s enough. THAT&#8217;S ENOUGH I SAID! MOVE THAT HAND OR LOSE IT MISTER!</p>
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<p>SILENCE! is proudly sponsored by the two greatest comics shops on the planet, <a href="http://davescomicsuk.blogspot.co.uk/">DAVE&#8217;S COMICS</a> of Brighton and <a href="http://www.goshlondon.com/">GOSH COMICS</a> of London.</p>
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		<title>SILENCE #60</title>
		<link>http://mindlessones.com/2013/04/29/silence-60/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; I SAW MY BABY, SHE WAS TURNING BLUE A SILENCE RIFT! SILENCE SCHISM! CRISIS ON INFINITE SILENCES! SECRET SILENCE WARS! THE SUMMER CROSSOVER EVENT THAT WILL LEAVE NOTHING THE SAME FOREVER CHANGED EXCITEMENT FOR ALL TIME&#8230; Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 is sad to announce that this edition of SILENCE! comes broadcast from separate sides [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>I SAW MY BABY, SHE WAS TURNING BLUE</strong></p>
<p>A SILENCE RIFT! SILENCE SCHISM! CRISIS ON INFINITE SILENCES! SECRET SILENCE WARS! THE SUMMER CROSSOVER EVENT THAT WILL LEAVE NOTHING THE SAME FOREVER CHANGED EXCITEMENT FOR ALL TIME&#8230;</p>
<p>Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 is sad to announce that this edition of SILENCE! comes broadcast from separate sides of the  quadraverse, as Gary Lactus and the Beast Must Die present The Silence Of Two Worlds&#8230;(in honour off this ridiculous non-event Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735  will split into two also, become beautiful binary star blazing in the infinite dataverse)</p>
<p><strong>Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735  v.1</strong> here am very happy to present: &lt;ITEM&gt; Gary Lactus, broadcasting from Mars, fires first, spraying the comicsphere with his sticky opinions and muscular baritone. A Welsh choir somewhere is missing an Angel, but the internet gained another blowhard&#8230;</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Pushing his size 12 brogues into the <em>Reviewniverse</em>, he takes on <strong>Jupiter&#8217;s Legacy #1, New Avengers #5, Avengers #10, Uncanny Avengers #7, Fury #11, Avengers Arena #8, Young Avengers #4, FF #6, Fantastic Four #7, Uncanny X-Men #5,Guardians of the Galaxy #2, Wolverine and the X-Men #28, The Flash #19, East of West #1+2, Mind MGMT #10, Superman #19, Batman Inc #10, 2000AD #1829.</strong>..Sweet Krypton that&#8217;s one bulging sack of comics. Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 hope that his spacegod brain has not been permanently corroded&#8230;</p>
<p>And then&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 v.2</strong> is very sad to present: &lt;ITEM&gt; The Beast Must Die goes solo also, presenting the podcast version of a triple disc concept album about the English Civil War, played on banjos, synth and kitchen equipment &#8230;unlistenable rubbish!</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Thank you listener jingles &#8211; booty bass and barbershop quartets? YES.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; The hirsute one hop, skips and jumps straight into the pulsing warm embrace of the <em>Reviewniverse II</em> spouting opininon-forms on <strong>Young Avengers, Jupiter&#8217;s Legacy, Fury Max, Avengers Arena, Rachel Rising, BPRD: Vampire, Batman IncHaunted Horror, Wolverine &amp; the X-Men, FF, East of West</strong> and <strong>Katana</strong>.</p>
<p>Now Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735  v.1 &amp; v.2 come together to wish the listenerds well, and to reassure that this is not Yoko Ono time, no fear, no sir&#8230;this not Abbey Road time&#8230;Silence will resume normal service (ie embarrassingly amateur) next week. But for now&#8230;&#8217;enjoy&#8217; as best you can.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Is that not a thing?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following post is from She&#8217;s an Astronaut. Adam and Mark&#8217;s Mad Men Tumblr. http://shesanastronaut.com/ Afraid not, Mr. Burger. Die-hard fans will already be aware that Mad Men high-fived 30 Rock this week. I don&#8217;t actually watch the Rock, but I wanted to write a piece about the drinks Peggy and Ted use to drown [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The following post is from She&#8217;s an Astronaut. Adam and Mark&#8217;s Mad Men Tumblr. <a href="http://shesanastronaut.com/">http://shesanastronaut.com/</a></em></p>
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<p align="center">Afraid not, Mr. Burger.</p>
<p>Die-hard fans will already be aware that <a href="http://www.scpr.org/blogs/newmedia/2013/04/23/13421/mad-men-had-a-secret-crossover-with-30-rock-on-sun/">Mad Men high-fived 30 Rock this week</a>. I don&#8217;t actually watch the Rock, but I wanted to write a piece about the drinks Peggy and Ted use to drown their sorrows after failing to snag Ketchup and it soon became clear that the latter&#8217;s tipple of choice doesn&#8217;t exist. It probably shouldn&#8217;t either. So for those of you who are slightly less nerdy, Ted&#8217;s cocktail, an Old Spanish, composed of a disgusting sounding blend of red wine, tonic water and olives, <a href="http://screencrush.com/30-rock-review-governor-dunston/">is a fabrication invented for the sole purpose of humiliating a character in another show</a>, a show that, in the same episode where the drink debuted, made a couple of massive and rather funny nods to Mad Men. It was all an extended televisual love-in basically and most commentators have had nothing more to say about it than that.</p>
<p>But I have my remit!</p>
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		<title>Crossing the Rubicon : Mister Attack at the halfway point of Transformers: Regeneration One (#89-#90)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mister Attack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite my seeming full mental breakdown after the first issue of Transformers: Regeneration One, I held on to my sanity well enough to continue buying it on a monthly basis.  Didn’t take long for a feeling to creep in that, beyond the initial shock, things were maybe… Off the boil? I continued to buy it [...]]]></description>
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<p>Despite my seeming full mental breakdown after the first issue of <a href="http://mindlessones.com/2012/07/20/the-end-of-time-mister-attack-vs-transformers-regeneration-one/" target="_blank">Transformers: Regeneration One</a>, I held on to my sanity well enough to continue buying it on a monthly basis.  Didn’t take long for a feeling to creep in that, beyond the initial shock, things were maybe… Off the boil? I continued to buy it more out of a sense of nostalgic loyalty than any actual engagement.  After all, who doesn’t want to see the creators of their childhood iconography still get paid, in this crazy work for hire world?</p>
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<p>At some point I chucked a few issues of RG1 to <a href="http://mindlessones.com/author/illogical-volume/" target="_blank">Illogical Volume</a>.  He and I have occasionally dipped a toe in the water regarding the subject of how much more open I appear to be to the continuation, or re-imagining, of the properties I grew up with, versus his much more compartmentalised approach.  His policy of suspicion seems fairly sane to me, as with huge licensed characters there’s not always a guarantee that what you will get will be an inherently good comic in it’s own right, and not just, say, “good for a Transformer” comic.  Which is why, for example, I’ve been passing him bits of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Liars,_A_to_D_Part_1:_How_to_Say_Goodbye_and_Mean_It" target="_blank">IDW’s More Than Meets The Eye</a>, but not it’s sister book, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers:_Robots_in_Disguise" target="_blank">Robots In Disguise</a>.  He serves as an objective party, and if it engages him, then there’s a chance it’s more than just good within it’s own sub-bracket.  When contrasting the first few issues of RG1 with some random issues of MTME, he reached the conclusion that although <a href="http://mindlessones.com/%E2%80%9Dhttp://mindlessones.com/2012/02/14/tues-reviews-fuck-the-winter-blues-featuring-mister-attack/%22" target="_blank">MTME</a> was a decent book, it was the sheer weight of nostalgic continuity that caused him to react more strongly to RG1.</p>
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<p>His enthusiasm helped cause me to re-evaluate my current position on RG1, which I was almost prepared to summarise in a pithy but brutal comparison to Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  Maybe drawn out to say something along the lines of “successfully marries the tone of the past to modern horrible pacing”, and the probably waffle for a bit about <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers:_Infiltration" target="_blank">Furman’s early IDW</a> run.  But I didn’t do that. I re-read the thing from beginning to current issue.  I was shocked to find how caught up I got in it.</p>
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<p>So, what we really need to frame over this entire thing is this: <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/End_of_the_Road!_%28US%29" target="_blank"><em>if you were never there, you just won’t get it</em></a>.</p>
<p>The framing tells us that twenty-one years have passed in-universe, but that shouldn’t be mistaken for a clean break.  The series is as advertised: a continuation of the Marvel comic that ended at issue 80, that brings that series to a new and final conclusion at issue 100.  What exactly was left to tell, you may ask?  Well, here’s the thing… <a href="http://simonfurman.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Simon Furman</a>, the scribe of this book, threw around a lot of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Aspects_of_Evil%21" target="_blank">different</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Earthforce#Continuity" target="_blank">possible</a> timelines in his tenure as writer for both the UK and US version of this comic.  We who grew up with the Marvel UK series glimpsed a wider range of stories than were ever told in the pages of the US book, especially where it came to concern the cast of the animated movie.  For convoluted reasons (read that: marketing), the animated movie from 1986 is part of the continuity of the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Target_2006" target="_blank">UK version of the Transformers comic</a>.  Furman’s legacy in the UK was cemented with a moment of inspired lunacy, when he elected to construct a time travel saga that happened off-panel during the US material that the UK book was reprinting, and off-screen during the film.  Intertwining both and laying the roots for stories for the next 150 issues.  It’s taken as read that Furman’s signature character is Grimlock, but I think it’s fair to say that Rodimus Prime, the black sheep of Autobot leaders, was probably better <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Legacy_of_Unicron%21" target="_blank">served by</a> his <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Wanted:_Galvatron_%E2%80%94_Dead_or_Alive%21" target="_blank">role in Furman’s work</a>, than say anything that was ever animated, and was easily the centre of much of the bombast.  Hot Rod&#8217;s classic heroic journey to becoming Rodimus Prime was something that happened via the handoff of a mystic bauble in the animated movie.  Furman fleshed out his own version of the neophyte leader in action after his upgrade, but his Hot Rod self was barely a bit player in any fiction, mostly due to the fact that he only existed to fill the Luke Skywalker role of the animated film.  And empty your parent&#8217;s wallet <a href="http://www.tfu.info/1986/Autobot/HotRod/hotrod.htm" target="_blank">once</a>, <a href="http://www.tfu.info/1987/Autobot/HotRod/hotrod.htm" target="_blank">twice</a>, <a href="http://www.tfu.info/1986/Autobot/RodimusPrime/rodimusprime.htm" target="_blank">thrice</a>.  Hot Rod milled around the background of the earlier Budiansky comics, in a manner that suggested contempt for their animated origins.</p>
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<p>It feels like this book is about bridging the gap between Furman&#8217;s UK work and the US work he inherited when he took over that book with issue 56.  How could he reconcile the 80 issues that were, with the apocalypse <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/White_Fire" target="_blank">he loved to tease us with?</a>  Time has crept on, and the curse of the time-travel story has always been the ever-changing now.  It probably would have been simpler if this book had picked up from the year 1991, and in leaps and bounds told the story of how things came to be in the state we saw them when the 1980′s book looked to the future.  You’d end up with a giant Möbius loop, and and a series that could be said to have several crescendo moments, but that ultimately lived up to that most looming of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Furmanism" target="_blank">Furmanisms</a>: <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Peace" target="_blank">IT NEVER ENDS</a>.</p>
<p>Instead, and what will keep me gripped ’till the final issue is that there’s a chance for new, alternate timeline to overwrite <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDzProos8Y" target="_blank">what we knew</a>, but in a way that ends it all, rather than completing the loop. An actual narrative conclusion, and not a cancellation.</p>
<p><em>How will it all end?</em></p>
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<p>One other thing that has to be framed about this book is that old saying “everything old is new again”.  Twee, but it says about all that needs to be said.  A key thing that probably coloured Illogical Volume’s reading of this series was his unfamiliarity with any other Transformer comic that Simon Furman has written.  Whereas I guiltily followed <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers:_Generation_2_%28Marvel%29" target="_blank">Generation 2</a> with the worry that I shouldn’t have been reading it at the age I was, and had pursued Furman’s earlier IDW work after it had been and gone.  There’s a lot of familiar details in here from <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Aspects_of_Evil" target="_blank">Aspects of Evil</a>, Generation 2 and the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers:_Infiltration" target="_blank">-ation</a> series that an over-familiarity with may cause you to tire of the series faster.  But this book isn’t about the new, it’s about all the old familiar places.</p>
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<p>Now… <em>Reap the whirlwind…</em></p>
<p><em>Twenty-one years since the defeat of Bludgeon at Klo, Cybertron exists in an uneasy peace.  The Decepticon’s bristle under the new status quo, and the veteran Autobot warriors find it hard to settle down into peactime.  Optimus Prime prepares Hot Rod to succed his role in the future.  Kup, dissatisfied with Prime’s behaviour, leaves with the Wreckers to travel to Earth, a first stop in a campaign to clean up the messes left in the wake of the war.  </em></p>
<p><em>But it’s already too late. </em></p>
<p><em>A revived Megatron has obliterated most of mankind with the power of the Ark and an army of lobotomised Decpticons.  With the help of Spike Witwicky and the human resistance, the Wreckers attempt to end this madness, while Prime heads to Earth for a final confrontation with Megatron.</em></p>
<p><em>Meanwhile, Grimlock travels to Nebulos to seek assistance curing the problems that have befallen the Autobots who were changed by the introduction of Nucleon into their systems.  Like Earth, disaster has befallen Nebulos, in the form of a revived Scoponok.  Free now of the weakness of Lord Zarak, Scorponok plots a takeover of Cybertron that will alter all individuals to the Decepticon perspective.  Grimlock faces a choice: Are his colleague’s lives worth sacrificing their entire race for?</em></p>
<p><em>All the while Bludgeon and Soundwave plot their own Decepticon uprising. They just need to revive another previously defeated nightmare to do it…</em></p>
<p><em>Can Hot Rod rise to the occasion by finding a solution to all this madness somewhere within the hidden catacombs of their creator, Primus, and right a wrong their God so callously brushed aside?</em></p>
<p><em>Because somewhere, somehow, the Chaos Bringer stirs…</em></p>
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		<title>BISCUIT in &#8216;PRIORITIES&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &amp; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out <a href="http://mindlessones.com/category/cindy-biscuit/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  <strong>Cindy &amp; Biscuit no.3</strong> from my <a href="http://milkthecat.wordpress.com/the-shop/">shop</a> at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my other comics while you&#8217;re there.</p>
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		<title>SILENCE! #59</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT IN HERE? YES NANNY!!!</strong></p>
<p>Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 is more dangerous than ever before&#8230;because Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 is tipsy, emotional and inappropriately tactile. ONLY JESTING fleshbags. Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 does not drink, has no emotions and cannot touch. Is straight edge hardcore. Yes sir.</p>
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<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; The Sponsorship Boys are here oi oi oi! Plus, yet more thank you jingles for the Friends of Silence</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; It&#8217;s the return of disgraced American newscasterisers Gary Lactenberg and Danny Beastman, and the results are somewhere west of spectacular. <em>SILENCE! News</em> is back and it wants your children.</p>
<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; When you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the <em>Reviewniverse</em> and you go for a riiiiiiiiide&#8230;<strong>Daredevil, Justice League, 2000AD, Milligan &amp; McCarthy, Captain Marvel, Captain America, Swamp Thing, Nova, Superior Spiderman, Batwoman, Age of Ultron, Wolverine &amp; The X-Men, Five Ghosts, Iron Man, Wonder Woman, 1963, Donald Simpson and Megaton Man.</strong></p>
<p>Oh how we laughed! How we sang! How we splashed around the shallows as the baby sharks nibbled our toes and the blood turned the surf a frothy pink&#8230;How we listened to SILENCE!</p>
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<p>SILENCE! is proudly sponsored by the two greatest comics shops on the planet, <a href="http://davescomicsuk.blogspot.co.uk/">DAVE&#8217;S COMICS</a> of Brighton and <a href="http://www.goshlondon.com/">GOSH COMICS</a> of London.</p>
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		<title>Doctor Who: Cold War</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Hickey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m a week late with writing this one, but that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s quite difficult to find much to say about it. It&#8217;s Trad, Dad! Sometimes, Mark Gatiss is just what you need. This may seem a surprising statement, given that of Mark Gattis&#8217; previous scripts one (The Idiots&#8217; Lantern) is agreed by general consensus [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I&#8217;m a week late with writing this one, but that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s quite difficult to find much to say about it.</p>
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<p><span id="more-28535"></span>It&#8217;s Trad, Dad!</p>
<p>Sometimes, Mark Gatiss is just what you need.</p>
<p>This may seem a surprising statement, given that of Mark Gattis&#8217; previous scripts one (The Idiots&#8217; Lantern) is agreed by general consensus to be the second-worst of the 2006 series (and when the worst is Fear Her, that&#8217;s pretty bad), one (Victory Of The Daleks) is agreed to be the worst of the 2010 series, and the one that most people actually like is the one where he gave so little thought to the subtext that it came out as a vicious attack on asylum seekers, more or less by accident.</p>
<p>But to see why Gatiss&#8217; episode comes as a relief, we have to go back to the fandom wars of the 1990s (in which I was a non-combatant, spending my teenage years without access to the internet or to a bookshop that sold Doctor Who books, but I have heard the tales of those who still bear the scars).</p>
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<p>There were two major divisions that were made (neither of which were actually particularly useful in practice) in Doctor Who fandom at that time, something like the <a href="http://politicalcompass.org/">political compass</a> &#8212; you were either &#8216;rad&#8217; or &#8216;trad&#8217;, and either &#8216;frock&#8217; or &#8216;gun&#8217;.</p>
<p>These divisions are mostly history now. The frock/gun division &#8212; essentially a division between those who want fun, inventive stories with a sense of humour and a little bit of camp to them, and those who wanted grimungritty action adventures with the sex and the swearing and the things blowing up &#8212; was pretty much conclusively won by the &#8216;frock&#8217; camp, and a good thing too.</p>
<p>But there was also a supposed split between &#8216;trad&#8217; and &#8216;rad&#8217; writers. &#8216;Rad&#8217; writers were those, like Lawrence Miles or Paul Magrs or Jim Mortimore or a handful of others, who wanted to keep <em>Doctor Who</em> moving forward and trying new things. The &#8216;trad&#8217; authors, on the other hand, were those who wanted to write stuff that was exactly like old TV episodes, without any new ideas &#8212; rather missing the point that those old episodes, at the time, weren&#8217;t &#8216;trad&#8217; at all, but were mostly radical departures from what had gone before.</p>
<p>As anyone who has read my stuff before will realise, I am unapologetically on the rad/frock side of this particular debate, but the post-2005 series has rendered that debate mostly null and void, by doing something that is neither like the old series, nor much like the stuff the &#8216;rad&#8217; writers were doing (though Russel Davies is clearly a fan of Paul Magrs, and Steven Moffat equally obviously desperately wants to write like Lawrence Miles when he grows up). Certainly, while all the 90s writers it has employed have been &#8216;frocks&#8217;, there have been both rad (Paul Cornell) and trad (Gatiss) authors used.</p>
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<p>In fact, Gatiss might be the single most &#8216;trad&#8217; writer there is. To quote from <a href="http://beasthouse-lm2.blogspot.co.uk/2008/05/doctor-who-2008-week-five-surpriii.html">this piece by Lawrence Miles</a>, talking about one of Gatiss&#8217; novels:</p>
<blockquote><p>When an acquaintance lent me a copy of The Last of the Gadarene eight years ago, he made me tell him what it was about before I&#8217;d actually read it. He did this by asking me questions about the plot, and encouraging me to give the most predictable answers I could think of. &#8216;It&#8217;s a Third Doctor story, so where do you think it&#8217;s set?&#8217; &#8216;Erm… England in the 1970s?&#8217; &#8216;And who do you think the villains are?&#8217; &#8216;Well, I suppose… aliens who want to invade Earth.&#8217; &#8216;Yes, but how?&#8217; &#8216;By infiltrating an institution of some sort?&#8217; &#8216;And?&#8217; &#8216;Um, disguising themselves as something normal and then smothering people.&#8217; And so on, right up to the &#8220;twist&#8221; where it turns out that one of the characters is the Master in disguise.</p>
<p>At the time, one of the review magazines gave The Last of the Gadarene full marks for being a &#8220;perfect Pertwee&#8221;, yet the irony here is that Barry Letts would never have commissioned a story this banal in the actual, bona fide 1970s.</p></blockquote>
<p>And that&#8217;s largely true of this story. It&#8217;s a rehash of a lot of previous stories &#8212; it&#8217;s a &#8216;base under siege&#8217; story like the whole of Patrick Troughton&#8217;s second year, featuring the return of the Ice Warriors, who were the monsters in two of those stories. It references Alien (a favourite film of Gatiss and one built around the same basic plot idea) and The Thing From Another World (the template from which all the base under siege stories were created) and even calls back to Warriors Of The Deep (one of the two or three worst Doctor Who stories of all time, but one that fit the formula very, very well).</p>
<p>But the thing about this kind of formula &#8212; its one saving grace &#8212; is that it&#8217;s impossible to completely muck it up. Writing a base under siege Doctor Who story is like playing a twelve-bar blues &#8212; hit all the right chords in the right order, and you&#8217;re going to sound more or less OK.</p>
<p>Here, Gatiss completely does away with any advancement of the overall series arc (apart from a mention that &#8216;history is in flux&#8217;), or with any of the character development stuff, and just tells a straight story, competently. Everything is obvious (the Ice Warriors are from Mars, a red planet, so obviously one is on a Russian ship, because the Russians were &#8216;reds&#8217;, and it&#8217;s during the Cold War because he&#8217;s an Ice Warrior, DO YOU SEE?) but the obvious can work sometimes.</p>
<p>What we end up with, here, is a Reader&#8217;s Digest Condensed Book version of a Troughton six-parter. If you don&#8217;t have three hours to spare to watch (or actually to listen, since most of the video from those years has been destroyed) Troughton battling Ice Warriors, Yeti or Cybermen, this will do as a substitute. It&#8217;s no surprise that it sees the return of the Ice Warriors, the most generic of all Doctor Who villains (they actually are green men from Mars).</p>
<p>Cold War has no ambitions beyond trying to make forty-five minutes of TV that feel like a children&#8217;s TV programme from 1968. It gives Matt Smith some good moments, it has David Warner in it, which is always a good thing, and it finally gives Jenna-Louise Coleman&#8217;s character enough dialogue that I noticed her London accent was fake and she&#8217;s really from the North. </p>
<p>When everyone else is trying to do too many things and failing to get any of them right, sometimes the best thing you can do is stick to a winning formula.</p>
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		<title>Poor ideology</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Nothing of note was to be inherited by her loved ones, and nor was anything ever expected to be. She was put to rest with exactly the same title as the one with which she was born. She never ruined anyone&#8217;s life and never once considered a career in the deliberate, violent immiseration of her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="OBIT" href="http://perelebrun.blogspot.co.uk/"><em>&#8216;Nothing of note was to be inherited by her loved ones, and nor was anything ever expected to be. She was put to rest with exactly the same title as the one with which she was born. She never ruined anyone&#8217;s life and never once considered a career in the deliberate, violent immiseration of her fellow citizens.&#8217;</em></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6891934208/h2936B195/">&#8216;<em>One measures a circle, beginning anywhere&#8217;</em> &#8211; From Hell</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><em><a href="http://www.honestpublishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/The_Vorrh_Vorrhword.pdf">&#8216;Easily the current century’s first landmark work of fantasy and ranking amongst the best pieces ever written in that genre, with </a></em><a href="http://www.honestpublishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/The_Vorrh_Vorrhword.pdf">The Vorrh</a><em><a href="http://www.honestpublishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/The_Vorrh_Vorrhword.pdf"> we are presented with a sprawling immaterial organism which leaves the reader filthy with its seeds and spores&#8217;</a></em></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://comicsbeat.com/interview-with-alan-moore-part-1/"><em>&#8216;I would say, that if you’re talking about a line of progress, if it can be called progress, that runs from Berthold Brecht’s <strong>Threepenny Opera</strong>, to Donald Cammell’s <strong>Performance</strong>, to <strong>Harry Potter</strong>, I don’t think you can really see that as anything but a decline&#8230; and also I would say that if you’ve got the Avengers movie as one of the most eagerly attended recent movies, and if most of those attendees were adults, which I believe they were, then if you’ve got a huge number of contemporary adults going to watch a film containing characters and storylines that were meant for the entertainment of eleven year old boys fifty years ago, then&#8230;&#8217;</em></a></p>
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<a href="http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/politics/2013/04/simple-courage-decision-leftist-tribute-thatcher"><em>&#8216;We shall attack, we continue to wait&#8230; This gesture, which can never be fully grounded in reasons, is that of a Master. It is for the experts to present the situation in its complexity, and it is for the Master to simplify it into a point of decision. &#8230; The Master is needed especially in situations of deep crisis.&#8217;</em></a><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-28524" title="IndigoPrime" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/IndigoPrime1-418x480.jpg" alt="" width="418" height="480" /></p>
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		<title>Doctor Who: Fifty Stories For Fifty Years: 1986</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Hickey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The levels of taste and good judgement in the Doctor Who production office in the mid-1980s can be summed up in three words: Doctor In Distress. Band Aid had had a huge hit with the song Do They Know It&#8217;s Christmas?, bringing together a huge number of pop stars in order to raise money and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The levels of taste and good judgement in the <em>Doctor Who </em>production office in the mid-1980s can be summed up in three words:<br />
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/s1yW8FrrXAA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><span id="more-28490"></span>Doctor In Distress.</p>
<p>Band Aid had had a huge hit with the song <em>Do They Know It&#8217;s Christmas?</em>, bringing together a huge number of pop stars in order to raise money and awareness for the Ethiopian famine which was claiming a staggering number of lives.</p>
<p>So when <em>Doctor Who</em> was put on hiatus for eighteen months, it seemed like the most natural thing in the world was to release their own all-star charity record, three months after Band Aid, to raise awareness of the plight of <em>Doctor Who</em> fans who had to wait eighteen months for a new episode of their favourite TV show. Because nothing wins sympathy for a cause like making a comparison like that.</p>
<p>As you might have guessed already, Ian “Mr Perspective” Levine was the &#8216;mastermind&#8217; behind this record, because he was a mildly successful record producer (he is one of the inventors of Hi-NRG music and later wrote a minor hit for Take That which Gary Barlow has described as “by a huge margin, the worst song of Take That&#8217;s and my career”), although even he now calls it “pathetic and bad and stupid”. Levine gathered together the <em>dregs de les dregs</em> of pop music, including the drummer from Ultravox, two ex-members of Matt Bianco, and Bobby G out of Bucks Fizz, along with Colin Baker, Nicola Bryant (who played Peri), Anthony Ainley (the Master) and Nick Courtney (the Brigadier), to chant along “Eighteen months is too long to wait/Bring back the Doctor, don&#8217;t hesitate!”</p>
<p>Unsurprisingly, it was around this time that the attitude of the BBC&#8217;s drama department towards <em>Doctor Who</em> went from apathy to a desire to kill off the show. When <em>Doctor Who</em> came back from the hiatus, the series was half the previous length, and was fighting for its life. </p>
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<p>The 1986 series was to tell one fourteen-part story, with the Doctor on trial for his life, mirroring the state the show itself was in. The framing device was then to be used to tell a <em>Christmas Carol</em> story, with adventures from the Doctor&#8217;s past, present and future being used in evidence.</p>
<p>Everyone was going to pull together and deliver the best series ever. There were whizzy new special effects, a genuinely impressive cast, John Nathan-Turner was going to bring in a celebrity as the Doctor&#8217;s new companion, and with the smaller number of stories to deal with Eric Saward could rely on just the best writers he could find, and not have to deal with any third-rate scripts.</p>
<p>And there is much to love in the first half of the series. The performances are astounding, both from the guest cast (Nabil Shaban making a welcome return as Sil from <em>Vengeance On Varos</em>, Brian Blessed playing Brian Blessed as only Brian Blessed can) and from the regulars.</p>
<p>In fact we must pause here to give special praise to Colin Baker, here finally allowed to play the Doctor as he wished to, though even here he is fighting against scripts that want him to be misanthropic. Baker&#8217;s charm, and his rapport with Nicola Bryant, manages to turn what reads on the page as mean-spirited bickering into the kind of friendly ribbing that people who have known each other for years do.</p>
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<p>Baker manages to make his Doctor seem witty, intelligent and humane even when the scripts have him being the exact opposite of this, and while he has (rightly) had acclaim recently for his performances in audio dramas, here he shows a mastery of physical performance, using body language and micro facial expressions to build a consistent characterisation where the scripts don&#8217;t provide him with one. Baker is absolutely stunning in this series, and he deserves far, far more respect than he gets.</p>
<p>And this built up to a wonderful climax in episode eight, where the Doctor is kidnapped by the Time Lords, leaving his assistant, Peri, to have her mind wiped and replaced with that of an evil alien. Peri dies, the Doctor can&#8217;t save her, and the last we see of her body it&#8217;s been possessed by a monstrous creature. It&#8217;s one of the greatest moments in <em>Doctor Who</em>. </p>
<p><a href="http://mindlessones.com/2013/04/18/doctor-who-fifty-stories-for-fifty-years-1986/vlcsnap-00001-13/" rel="attachment wp-att-28495"><img src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/vlcsnap-00001-300x168.png" alt="" title="This happened three weeks after my eighth birthday. I&#039;m still traumatised by it." width="500" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-28495" /></a></p>
<p>And it&#8217;s totally undercut by the terrible decisions made in the next six episodes.</p>
<p>The original plan had been a great one. Get Robert Holmes, the best writer <em>Doctor Who</em> had ever had, Philip Martin, who had had an extremely successful career as a screenwriter and had written the best story of the previous series, and Jack Trevor Story, a hugely respected writer who hadn&#8217;t worked on <em>Doctor Who</em> before, each to write a four-part story, then have Holmes write a two-part epilogue to tie everything together.</p>
<p>And the first part works fine. Holmes turns in a competent script &#8212; very much Holmes-by-numbers, but he was ill at the time, and Holmes-by-numbers still works. Martin&#8217;s script is not perhaps as good as one would hope, but has a magnificent climax and allows plenty of room for Blessed and Shaban to do their turns, making for extremely watchable TV.</p>
<p>But then Jack Trevor Story&#8217;s script was apparently not up to standard, and he and Saward couldn&#8217;t work out a script between them that Saward considered usable, so Saward was forced to turn to Pip and Jane Baker, a writing team who had written the execrable story <em>The Mark Of The Rani</em> for the previous series. They were godawful writers, but they could churn out a more-or-less usable script, using a very small number of sets, in a very short time, and Saward knew he could just let them get on with it.</p>
<p>The story they turned in was a very weak whodunnit, and it introduced the new companion, Mel, played by Bonnie Langford, who would stick around for the next series.</p>
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<p>Langford gets a lot of stick from Doctor Who fans, most of it unfair &#8212; she was playing the part exactly as scripted, and exactly as anyone who cast her in the role would have expected her to. The problem is that nobody wanted to see Bonnie Langford in the role except John Nathan-Turner. (Note for Americans, Langford is a former child star of the relentlessly cheery, clean-cut, song-and-dance type. Think Shirley Temple, and you&#8217;ve got a rough idea).</p>
<p>But OK, you&#8217;ve got a weak third story, but here comes Bob Holmes riding in to save the day with the last two episodes, right?</p>
<p>Except Robert Holmes turned in a first draft of the first of his two episodes, which still needed extensive reworking, before he became too ill to continue. He died shortly afterwards.</p>
<p>Saward, who had been a close friend of Holmes in his latter years, was devastated, and also had to quickly write the last episode himself. Meanwhile, Saward&#8217;s relationship with Nathan-Turner was fast deteriorating, and he had begun to loathe his job. He wrote the script to fit the plot that he and Holmes had come up with, and handed in his notice on the job.</p>
<p><a href="http://mindlessones.com/2013/04/18/doctor-who-fifty-stories-for-fifty-years-1986/vlcsnap-00002-10/" rel="attachment wp-att-28497"><img src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/vlcsnap-00002-300x168.png" alt="" title="Brian Blessed expresses how everyone involved must have been feeling by this point" width="500" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-28497" /></a></p>
<p>And this is where things really went wrong. Nathan-Turner hated the ending of the story (which would have had the Doctor and his evil future self falling to what looked like their doom&#8230;<strong><em>or was it?</em></strong>&#8230;Reichenbach style) because he thought it would give the BBC the perfect point at which to kill off the programme. He insisted that the ending be rewritten. Saward saw this as an insult to the memory of his dead friend, and refused to let the script be used at all. He then went to Starburst magazine and gave them a bitchy interview in which he insulted Nathan-Turner, Baker, Langford, and every director who had worked on the show in the 1980s except Graeme Harper and Peter Grimwade. Everything bad about the show was everyone else&#8217;s fault, apparently.</p>
<p>So Nathan-Turner had to get Pip and Jane back in and get them to write a new last episode, following on from Holmes&#8217; penultimate one. At two days&#8217; notice. Using only the sets, props, locations and actors they&#8217;d already sorted out for the Saward/Holmes episode.</p>
<p>And at the meeting with them he had to have a lawyer present to witness that he had given them no idea at all of how the story was meant to end.</p>
<p>The end result is, of course, a mess, full of hilariously wrong technical details (&#8220;A megabyte modem!&#8221;) , purple dialogue (“There&#8217;s nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality!&#8221;) and a ridiculous ending in which, amongst other things, it&#8217;s revealed that Peri didn&#8217;t die at all but got married to Brian Blessed and became a warrior queen instead.</p>
<p><a href="http://mindlessones.com/2013/04/18/doctor-who-fifty-stories-for-fifty-years-1986/vlcsnap-00006-10/" rel="attachment wp-att-28498"><img src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/vlcsnap-00006-300x168.png" alt="" title="This is what the romance plots looked like for Doctor Who in the 80s -- a pink-tinted soft-focus still with a voice-over saying &quot;by the way, they got married&quot;." width="500" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-28498" /></a></p>
<p><em>Trial Of A Time Lord</em> is nowhere near as bad as its reputation suggests. Its first half is really very good, and the second half often rises to competence, which given that nobody in the production office was talking to anyone else by the end is a minor miracle.</p>
<p>But the trajectory of the <em>Trial</em> storyline was clear &#8212; it had started with state-of-the-art special effects and a story by the best writer the programme had, and it had ended with Bonnie Langford, technobabble, and everyone deciding to let the Doctor off because he&#8217;s the protagonist. The ending was so pathetic that it obscured the good stuff in the first half.</p>
<p>The fans hated it &#8212; one Chris Chibnall being particularly scathing, verbally attacking Nathan-Turner and Pip&#8217;n'Jane over the quality of the writing on live TV. There is some schadenfreude to the fact that Chibnall now writes for Doctor Who himself, and is widely regarded as the least competent writer ever to work on the series.</p>
<p>So something needed to be done. A scapegoat needed to be found. Saward couldn&#8217;t be fired, because he&#8217;d already quit. Nathan-Turner couldn&#8217;t be fired because nobody else was willing to take up the poison chalice of the <em>Doctor Who </em>production role. So it had to be Colin Baker. The one member of the production team who had done his job well, in a professional manner, was unceremoniously sacked from his role in the gap between series, leaving his last words on the show as “carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice!”</p>
<p>He deserved better.</p>
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		<title>The Pitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following excerpt is cross-posted from She&#8217;s an Astronaut, Amy and Adam&#8217;s Mad Men tumblr. &#8220;It’s hard to argue with a direct appeal to our customers. I mean, we can artsy up the image of Jaguar, make it look romantic and stylish, but isn’t it better to tell people who are actually in the market [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;It’s hard to argue with a direct appeal to our customers. I mean, we can artsy up the image of Jaguar, make it look romantic and stylish, but isn’t it better to tell people who are actually in the market for a car that a jaguar is available?”</p>
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<p>The answer, Don knows, is an emphatic NO.</p>
<p>As he progresses through his pitch, countering the Jaguar representative’s concerns with the same line every time, the Bottom Line, Don begins to sound more and more like a salesman..</p>
<p>“I think it’s better to think about someone in New Jersey driving in their current car and hearing that around the corner there’s a jaguar to buy….at a low, low price.”</p>
<p>“I’m 100% positive that this approach moves cars. And not just Jaguars &#8211; this is proven to move all kinda cars. Hell, even used cars!”</p>
<p>More importantly though, he sounds &#8211; and looks, check the upward curl of his mouth &#8211;  like an American. Note the use of the use of the colloquial contraction ‘kinda’, the ‘hell’ and the cherry on the cake:</p>
<p>“Fellas, this is gonna work!”</p>
<p>But in the end this isn’t simply about Jaguar, and Don knows it. It’s about the crassness of American consumerism versus the elegance and exclusivity of empire. This is a deeply felt cultural divide and Don’s anti-pitch exploits it to the fullest.</p>
<p>But there’s a specific American Don’s impersonating. Herb wanted to speak through SCDP and Don’s only to eager to grant his wish. You want a ventriloquist act, Herb? You got one. Suck it the fuck up.</p>
<p><em>Read more at <a href="http://shesanastronaut.com/post/48230348202/the-pitch" title="she's an astronaut">She&#8217;s an Astronaut</a> </em></p>
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<p>&lt;ITEM&gt; Then, wade a bit further out, till the broiling waters of the <em>Hyperrevieniverse</em> tickle your conkers&#8230;<strong>Avenging Spiderman, Age of Ultron, Avengers Assemble, Saucer Country, Thor, Uncanny X-Men</strong> and <strong>Fantastic Four</strong>.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring Breakers, dir. Michael Bay, 2013 You might think that it would be impossible for Bay to top his Transformers trilogy, that those merciless tributes to the twin glories of steel and flesh represented the purest distillation of his art.  On the other hand, you might not think that he could get any lower than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3804"><strong id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3803">Spring Breakers, dir. Michael Bay, 2013</strong></p>
<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3801">You might think that it would be impossible for Bay to top his Transformers trilogy, that those merciless tributes to the twin glories of steel and flesh represented the purest distillation of his art.  On the other hand, you might not think that he could get any lower than that seemingly never-ending explosion in a cliché factory.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-28385" title="good girls gone bad" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/good-girls-gone-bad-640x480.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></p>
<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3799">Whichever side of the divide you found yourself on, Spring Breakers renders your opinion obsolete.  This movie is <a title="There's another link to this post in the article, but I'm not much inclined to give a fuck - Sarah's thoughts are worth reading, and I appear to have subconsciously stolen the &quot;Fear and Loathing&quot; comparison from her, so." href="http://mercurialblonde.tumblr.com/post/46230138707" target="_blank">Fear and Loathing</a> to the Transformers trilogy’s hyper-modern war movie (with Florida standing in for Las Vegas just as Vietnam blurs into Iraq). It&#8217;s the Saints Row to The Dark of the Moon&#8217;s Call of Duty.  The adventures of Optimus Prime and co might have fleetingly simulated what the disorienting frenzy of 21<sup>st</sup> Century warfare would look like if it was fought on American soil, but Spring Breakers is the real deal – the story of four girls fighting the war at home with nothing but day-glo bikinis and raw fantasy. <strong>[1]</strong></p>
<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3797">Oh, yeah, and did I mention guns?</p>
<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3795" style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-28380 aligncenter" title="sometimes a gun is just a gun, and sometimes a cock can be a gun too.  " src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sometimes-a-gun-is-just-a-gun-300x210.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="210" /></p>
<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3669">Because &#8211; <strong>*SPOILERS*</strong> &#8211; guns are important too.</p>
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<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3663">During a brief but invigorating discussion of the Bay Transformers movies back at Mindles HQ, <a href="http://mindlessones.com/author/bobsy/" target="_blank">Brother Bobsy</a> offered the following testimony to the franchise:</p>
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<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3597"><em id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3596">I love the fights and the graceful lightfooted way they move, I hated it at first but it really works for me &#8211; precision engineered biometal, yeah light and balletic, the gun porn &#8211; but EVERYTHING is a gun &#8211; cars are guns, iphones are guns, girlfriends are guns, people are guns, robots are guns.</em></p>
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<p id="yui_3_7_2_1_1365670890782_3807"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Spring Breakers develops this further, with Bay finding new ways to express his key theme, free of the spectacular special effects that had previously been his medium. <strong>[2]</strong>   Bay uses the opening act – in which our heroines are held rapt with boredom, strapped for the ca$h they need to activate their dreams – to indulge his preference for blurred action.   The camera swings around our protagonists, who dance listlessly through the bursts of blurred light that cut across the screen like so much gunfire.  When the girls so much as dream about using a lighter or taking a bong hit Bay drops in a gunshot noise to underline the effect: before real guns come into the picture, before anyone has even so much as fellated a water pistol, it&#8217;s made clear that every bit of flesh here has the potential to be weaponised.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large wp-image-28389 aligncenter" title="candy" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/candy-352x480.jpg" alt="" width="352" height="480" /></p>
<p>One <s>metaphorical gun cocking scene</s> cheerful robbery down the line, the girls find themselves in Florida, flush with ca$h, free from boredom and carefully trapped by the bright, steady MTV-gone-wild format Bay adopts for the second act of this film.   In place of his usual commitment to <a title="&quot;Taken (tentatively) on its own terms, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen probably represents some sort of masterpiece. It’s a frenzy of sound and fury that takes Michael Bay’s frame-fucking 'vision' to its final, eye-boggling extreme. There are times when the screen is so overwhelmed with kinetic, adolescent energy that the effect is a kind of Zen moment of assaulted transcendence.&quot;" href="http://www.littlewhitelies.co.uk/theatrical-reviews/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-5526" target="_blank">fucking the frame</a>, Bay teases(<em>/threatens?</em>) the possibility of fucking cccuring within the frame as bodies and fluids collide in a series of luridly <a href="http://www.ballardian.com/" target="_blank">Ballardian</a> (<em>re</em>)configurations.  Transformers aficionados will note that the grainy, hand-held footage that Bay edits into the most intensely Bacchanalian of these sequences develop his obsession with endlessly adaptable bio-metal further, with the quartet of fresh faces becoming unstable and unconstrained as they morph from one spot in bro-space, becoming aggressively unstable special effects at the point where they come closest to being reduced to cheap luxury meat. <strong>[3]</strong></p>
<p>The appearance of James Franco&#8217;s <a title="REWENGE!" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/apr/12/riff-raff-tv-james-franco" target="_blank">Riff-Raff rip-off rapper Alien</a> heralds the start of the Spring Breaker&#8217;s third act, which is to say, of its third phase of development, the point where Bay pushes his characters all the way into the fantasy.  It&#8217;s worth paying attention to where various characters find their limits in this weed-addled wonderland.  Having apparently found something holy in her previous encounters with coke-sniffing, crotch grabbing strangers, Selena Gomez&#8217;s Faith suddenly finds herself freaking out when she <a title="&quot;The scene with Selena Gomez where she’s basically in tears because up until that point black people were just something you heard on the radio—the way Alien keeps asking her why she’s uncomfortable—and Korine frames up that this isn’t the white washed fake artifice that she was wanting to relive from MTV.  That scene alone would have made the movie.&quot;" href="http://mercurialblonde.tumblr.com/post/46230138707" target="_blank">comes into contact with Real Live Black People</a>; Rachel Korine&#8217;s Cotty, meanwhile, only starts to find Alien&#8217;s <a title="&quot;To cover the brief plot of the movie, it follows four college friends overwhelmed by the strongest of #whitegirlproblems; boredom. To alleviate their crushing ennui, they engage in a brief, hedonistic criminal career. They party a bunch, do drugs, get thrown in jail, get drafted into the criminal underground, get shot at, experiment with their sexuality, and eventually kill a bunch of people, before returning home (mostly) unscathed. Fun times. Make no mistake, the girls’ escape from their familiar lives and flirtation with an alien world of sexy criminality is the the same experience normal citizens get when they listen to violent, antisocial rap music. This is the transitive power of rap. A brief, isolated transformation that allows us all to do hoodrat shit with our friends—in our heads. Becky can become a hitta and still make her yoga class. Spring Breakers shows the world as it looks like inside Vanessa Hudgens’ head while she listens to Chief Keef’s “Don’t Like.”&quot;" href="http://noisey.vice.com/blog/on-spring-breakers-and-its-relationship-with-gangster-rap" target="_blank">white-boy gangsta fantasies</a> terrifying when she receives an unwelcome reminder of her own reality in the form of a bullet to the arm.  <strong>[4]</strong></p>
<p>The departure of both girls is framed like the departure of a reality show contestant from one mediated reality to another, but apt as this is my personal theory is that they&#8217;re both heading back to earlier save points to try to make different movies &#8211; Faith&#8217;s mid movie blather about creating a <em>&#8220;freeze point&#8221;</em> to click back to certainly points this way, as does the <em>&#8220;just pretend it&#8217;s a video game&#8221;</em> motif and the glitchy ghosts of alternate takes that haunt the film.   Only Candy and Ashley Bensen&#8217;s Brit have the commitment to their <a title="As Michael Bay once said, &quot;Human subjectivities are the result of discursive practices that produce and delimit them according to historical exigencies.&quot;" href="http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/20477128?uid=3738032&amp;uid=2129&amp;uid=2&amp;uid=70&amp;uid=4&amp;sid=21102039826961" target="_blank">Foucaultian prisons</a> to make drones out of themselves in defiance of social and physical reality.  Perhaps they had the cheat codes, or maybe the versions of these girls that we see here had flunked out of an earlier version of the movie and knew what they were doing this time &#8211; certainly Bay&#8217;s fragmented looping of different versions the same scene over and over could be read as a series of brief, preparatory reloadings, the product of a mind trying to get everything<em> just right</em> this time.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class=" wp-image-28394 aligncenter" title="the castle of air that was exploded" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-castle-made-of-air-that-was-exploded.jpg" alt="" width="464" height="202" /></p>
<p>Regardless of the hows and why of it all, what&#8217;s clear is that these girls share Bay/Alien(Baylien?)&#8217;s vision <strong>[5]</strong>, and find themselves willing and able to see the madness through to its <a href="http://youtu.be/u7LwCWjYBXc" target="_blank">illogical conclussion</a>, transforming themselves into <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25cbn_transformers-the-movie-instruments_shortfilms#.UWxnt3lm6qg" target="_blank">instruments of destruction</a> in the hope that when they&#8217;re done raising the stakes on Alien&#8217;s three-way draydreams they&#8217;ll be able to get on with the difficult business of being decent people.  Good maximalist that he is, Bay overdoes it in the end &#8211; the queasily hostile racial tourism and uncontrained male fantasy implicit in Spring Breakers&#8217; premise (and which, lest we forget, were trailed in the Transformers trilogy) aren&#8217;t so much critiqued or resolved as they are indulged to the extent that their toxicity overwhelms and destroys the movie in a final sequence in which the girls shoot the shit out of Gucci Mane and everyone he&#8217;s ever met.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no escape in Spring Breakers, no going back for these girls, no space for anyone to <em>&#8220;be a good person&#8221;</em>.  As the girls make their way across the bridge, looking like the last living souls in the world, the camera twists so that they seem to be running along the ceiling, creating an impossibly beautiful reminder of the fact that they&#8217;re got nowhere to go back to, that in 2013 reality itself has finally succumbed to the Bayhem.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="spring break!" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spring-break-323x480.jpg" alt="" width="323" height="480" /></p>
<p>Wish you were here?</p>
<p>Soon you won&#8217;t be able to escape.</p>
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<p><strong>[1] </strong>Much has been made of the fact that Spring Breakers draws half of its main cast from the Disney training camps, and Bay uses these actresses tactically, deploying them on film like finite resources rather than plausible human beings, asking High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens to become whatever clothes and scenarios he places her in while allowing Selena Gomez to cling to a blanket of characterisation thin enough to be summarised by her character&#8217;s name:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="wp-image-28441 aligncenter" title="S'Faith, innit?" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/faith-352x480.jpg" alt="" width="282" height="384" /><strong></strong></p>
<p>Bay being Bay, he both uses this veneer of holiness to hint at the ecstatic nature of his product before tactically undercutting it later on, this seeming concession to traditional filmaking being just another tool in his arsenal.</p>
<p>It occurs to me that the smart, cynical awareness of the male gaze that&#8217;s obvious throughout Spring Breakers and the mechanical view of human sexuality implied by this makes for an amusingly arbitrary comparison with the other movie I saw in the cinema last week, so I&#8217;ve compiled a few shite jokes I made in an email which I will now attempt to pass off as competent movie criticism:</p>
<p><strong>The Host, dir. Andrew Niccol, based on a book by the person who wrote Twilight so there&#8217;s precious little shagging in it, 2013</strong></p>
<p>This is total fucking shit, unsurprisingly.  The stressy voiceover girl vs. horny alien body shtick makes for a sort of gauchely amusing once-removed exploration of a very traditional religious person&#8217;s attempt to deal with non-monogamous lusty feelings (<em>&#8220;It&#8217;s not me that wants to hump that other guy &#8211; it&#8217;s the alien inside me!&#8221;</em> &#8211; yeah yeah yeah, we&#8217;ve all heard that one before!), but otherwise this is a fairly dull take on that old <em>&#8220;Perfection vs. What it is to be human&#8221;</em> trope, with lots of spectacularly stilted dialogue just sitting there on top of some lovely desert scenery.  Unfortunately the aliens&#8217; apparent love of white trousers and silver gear does not become an important plot point, despite the trailer&#8217;s many indications to the contrary; the expectation of this being important to the story, of it being a movie about <a title="Introducig the fashion wing of the Tessa Strain internet empire" href="http://onlylookthatmatters.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">the only look that matters</a>, is one of two reasons I went to see this film in the first place, the other being the fact that my girlfriend wanted to see it, obvs.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a speech early on in The Host where a cross alien speaks to the alien with the voiceover girl and warns her that <em>&#8220;These bodies are not like other bodies. They have&#8230; urges. You must always be vigilant. Vigilant for boners.&#8221;</em>   Reader, I laughed, and kept laughing, so imagine my disappointment when the finale came and the filmakers resolved their heroine&#8217;s central romantic dilemma (it&#8217;s basically the Scott Pilgrim problem - <em>&#8220;How much would it suck if everyone fancied the shiny silver pants off of me?</em>&#8221; &#8211; slightly complicated because eww, aliens) by separating alien from voiceover girl, and having them both live boringly ever after instead of having Hannah come to terms with her non-monogamous horniness (perfection vs. being human again), or &#8211; better yet &#8211; having male lust object number 2 implant the alien in his own head so he could spend the rest of his life wanking in a cupboard, thus making everyone&#8217;s dreams come true.</p>
<p><em>[Trust me, all of this makes sense if you've seen the movie.  Probably.]</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-28455" title="lust etc" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/host-cast-300x222.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="222" /></p>
<p>What&#8217;s the point of all this?  Why am I talking about The Host in the footnotes to a review of Spring Breakers?  Well, maybe I wanted to make a point about how the juxtaposition of these two movies suggests that cultural expectations for female sexuality have yet to develop beyond the point where one can be either a <a href="http://youtu.be/bwCYeO2o28U" target="_blank">nasty girl</a>/fembot or a loving, functional human.  That argument&#8217;s as dusty as the viewpoint it&#8217;s attacking though, so maybe I intended to develop it into a discussion of the way our subjectivity is formed, and how indicative it is that even when imagining ourselves cohabiting with another, separate, literally-fucking-Alien consciousness our go-to resolution involves getting the fuck out of that situation so we can enjoy a straightforward romantic life (there are other narrative threads at work here, but y&#8217;know &#8211; whatever).</p>
<p>Or maybe, just maybe, I wanted to share that gag about the guy wanking in the cupboard with an uncaring public.  Yeah.  That&#8217;s probably it.</p>
<p><strong>[2]</strong> One of Spring Breakers&#8217; current screen rivals provides an excellent counterpoint to Bay&#8217;s latest picture, an exploration of the road Bay chose not to travel, so I asked ambivalent enthusiast <a href="http://mindlessones.com/tag/mister-attack/" target="_blank">Mister Attack</a> if he had any thought on the film they call&#8211;</p>
<p><strong>G.I. Joe: Retaliation, dir. Jon M. Chu, a dance as old as time</strong></p>
<p>This is what he came up with:</p>
<p><strong><em>INACTION FORCE &#8211; Mister Attack vs G.I. Joe: Retaliation</em></strong></p>
<p>I hated The Matrix. Bored my tits off. Spent half the time laughing at the plot, and the other half wondering when the thing was going to stop feeling like an advert for sunglasses and bust out this jaw-dropping action I&#8217;d been hearing about. I don&#8217;t subscribe to the notion that they got worse as they went on. Although, it is pretty funny that their immense set piece in the second one is a big-ass fight where no-one appears to actually get hit.</p>
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<p>Action should, well, have a change in energy. That moment when Jason Bourne or Indiana Jones lands a punch is sold to us in a visual and aural language so that we get it. Things get weird when you watch something that&#8217;s swinging in the direction of realism, and people keep slapping each other about in a way that is probably more realistic, but that we&#8217;re not as coded to accept as cinematic violence.</p>
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<p>Then there&#8217;s this shit, which plays out like someone can&#8217;t let go of The Matrix&#8230;</p>
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<p>Just shake the fucking camera, ramp the speed up and down, and hope it looks like people are hitting one another. Hell, that&#8217;s why the Tumbler sequence in Batman Begins is so pivotal (as a set piece), because most of the Bat-fu is obscure and vague.</p>
<p>The first G.I. Joe film? Yeah, it&#8217;s crap in places, but it&#8217;s also a bit of a giggle. And I don&#8217;t just mean trying to figure out what the hell we were meant to take from that sequence where Snake-Eye does nothing, but the baddies get stopped anyway. A few naughty words here and there aside, it seems to me that it was a pretty good boys action movie. It&#8217;s like James Bond copped off with Star Wars. Every other scene was about selling this product, these war toys. It took me back to days spend staring into the Action Force catalogue poster that would come with one of the vehicles, thinking up what I do if I had all those toys. Oh, the stories I would tell. Ray guns, ninjas, mole tanks, jet packs. It was silly. Hell, I simultaneously giggle and cringed as oh my God, are they doing a parody of FireFox?</p>
<p>It didn&#8217;t quite look like G.I. Joe or Action Force, but hey, it&#8217;s 2009 gramps. Kids like Halo these days. Just go with it. I&#8217;d never seen a Stephen Sommers movie before. I saw him interviewed once on TV where he sneered that vampires with little fangs weren&#8217;t scary, and that Van Helsing had made them scary by giving them 18 inch fangs. With that little snippet in my head, I was able to construct a picture. I imagined someone much like Michael Bay appears to be. Someone who believes their own bullshit and thinks that the success of things is their skill, and not anything to do with the brand. Bay thinks he took an silly idea, and made it a massive success. Nothing to do with, if Hasbro&#8217;s claims are to be believed, it being based on a product encountered at some point by 75% of males between the ages of 5 and 35. After all, he conceded that he though Indiana Jones was a terrible idea, and it somehow made millions. So, as long as they keep parts of it &#8216;toyetic&#8217;, these kinds of auteurs are free to put their stamp on it, make it not lame for people like them.</p>
<p>By contrast, the trailer for Retaliation was guaranteed to cause a massive cheesy grin. The mirrored mask is back! HISS tanks! What the hell is Bruce Willis doing in this? Maybe it was in the hands of someone who loved the source material&#8230;</p>
<p>In practice, this movie gets the look right, but there&#8217;s nothing under the hood. The audience will be as bored as Bruce Willis&#8217; seems to be. Flat action and flat characters. The random episodes of Power Rangers Ninja Storm that never seem to be off Channel 5 when I fall out of bed on the weekend do this shit better.</p>
<p>Yes, I am mostly talking around this movie, because it was boring as fuck.</p>
<p><em><strong>THANK YOU MISTER ATTACK!!!!!</strong></em></p>
<p><strong>[3]</strong> Spring Breakers sees Michael Bay push past his shameless sexualisation of Megan Fox in Transformers 2 and on towards the strange space where stupidity and satire meet.  The fact that this gives the movie an easy marketing hook, while also providing the quartet of starlets with an opportunity to display their credentials as fearless risk takers is just one of many signs of the fact that Spring Breakers is the product of a mind terrifyingly familiar with the workings of late capitalism.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-28456 aligncenter" title="Project Bayhem" src="http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bayhem-inc-300x173.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="173" /></p>
<p>Well, did you ever really doubt it?</p>
<p><strong>[4]</strong> If Cotty&#8217;s relative vulnerability to traditional firearms seems strange at first, just think back to how many scenes featured her passed out, or cut off from her group and surrounded by rapey guys &#8211; of all the girls, she is the only one who seems connected with physical reality, so it makes sense that she would want to get out before the all action finale.</p>
<p><strong>[5]</strong> Based on my entirely un-scientific sampling of reviews, Franco&#8217;s performance has been perhaps the most consistently praised element of Spring Breakers, and his &#8220;big moments&#8221; seem to be the among main talking points.  Franco&#8217;s ability to disappear into this role shows a commitment to the props and scenarios that he&#8217;s provided with matches Hudgens&#8217;, and there&#8217;s little doubt tht the showstopping routines that result from this &#8211; most notably Alien&#8217;s <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/james-franco-spring-breakers-speech.html" target="_blank"><em>&#8220;look at my shit&#8221;</em> speech</a>, <a href="http://youtu.be/nbsF6uiRR38" target="_blank">his eager gun-sucking in the bedroom</a>, and <a href="http://www.hollywood.com/news/movies/55004442/spring-breakers-james-franco-every-time-britney-spears-soundtrack-dissonance?page=all" target="_blank">his rendition of Britney Spears&#8217; &#8216;Every Time&#8217; </a>- will no doubt define the film in the collective memory.</p>
<p>To avoid going over well-trodden ground, I&#8217;ve decided not to discuss any of that, preferring to focus on the overall themes and feel of the movie instead.  Perhaps that was a mistake, but before writing this I asked myself,<em> &#8220;What would Michael Bay do?&#8221;</em></p>
<p>The answer?  <big>FUCK YOU!</big></p>
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		<title>CINDY in &#8216;GRANDAD&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Beast Must Die</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &#38; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out here. Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  Cindy &#38; Biscuit no.3 from my shop at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a brand new Cindy &amp; Biscuit strip for you. I&#8217;m doing these on a semi-regular basis here on Mindless Ones. Check them out <a href="http://mindlessones.com/category/cindy-biscuit/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Also, don&#8217;t forget to get yourself a copy of the brand new 56 page  <strong>Cindy &amp; Biscuit no.3</strong> from my <a href="http://milkthecat.wordpress.com/the-shop/">shop</a> at Milk The Cat. You can pick up my other comics while you&#8217;re there.</p>
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		<title>Mad Men link blogging</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amy and I might be posting about Mad Men over at our new Mad Men tumblr, She&#8217;s an Astronaut, but that&#8217;s not going stop us putting up the occasional post here. We love our Mindless. Here&#8217;s four of the best links from around the web. The number one spot has to go to Sean of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy and I might be posting about Mad Men over at our new Mad Men tumblr, <a href="http://shesanastronaut.com/">She&#8217;s an Astronaut</a>, but that&#8217;s not going stop us putting up the occasional post here. We love our Mindless.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s four of the best links from around the web.</p>
<p>The number one spot has to go to Sean of Sean T Collins fame. His superb post on the nature of the Hawaiian &#8220;experience&#8221;, <a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/04/mad-men-ads-premiere/" title="Sean T Collins Mad Men post on Wired">Something Terrible Has to Happen</a>, is an absolute must read, and his <a href="http://seantcollins.com/2013/04/mad-men-thoughts-season-six-episode-one-the-doorway/" title="Sean T Collins on The Doorway">episode thought dump</a> isn&#8217;t half bad neither.   </p>
<p>The ever insightful and spiky Molly Lambert comes in second with her post on just about everything in The Doorway. Molly&#8217;s view is often tougher than mine, especially her take on Don, but in a way that suggests she actually knows these people. She&#8217;s judgemental in all the right ways. Go read <a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/73409/mad-men-recap-a-lighter-a-mistress-a-lot-of-facial-hair" title="Molly Lambert on The Doorway">A Lighter, a Mistress, a Lot of Facial Hair</a></p>
<p>Third place goes to the Internet&#8217;s most reliable and comprehensive Mad Men fansite, Basket of Kisses. In a post that typifies their thoroughness, BoK founder Deborah Lipp looks at how how <a href="http://www.lippsisters.com/2013/04/11/the-doorway-echoes/" title="Deborah Lipp on The Doorway">The Door Resonates Throughout the Seasons</a>. Every self respecting Mad Men fan should have BoK bookmarked.</p>
<p>And last but by no means least is glam image blogger (all the best Mad Men images evar) <a href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/47581846853">Bohemea on Don&#8217;s absence</a>.   </p>
<p>Amy and I will continue to update SaA a few times every week. Here&#8217;s my latest post on the state of Megan and Don&#8217;s marriage, <a href="http://shesanastronaut.com/post/47899319994/break-a-leg">Break a Leg</a>.</p>
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