March 13th, 2018



Listen, can you do me a favour? It would really help me out if you just imagined that there’s a really good blurb here. Something wry, funny and a bit surreal. Something to cause a smile to flicker across those cherry lips of yours? Becuase frankly I just don’t have the time today to put the necessary graft in. So it would really help me out if you could just cut me some slack this once, and just scrunch your eyes closed and just…imagine. Imagine that this is the blurb you’ve always dreamt of.

<ITEM> It’s a SILENCE! And not just any old SILENCE! but a SILENCE! featuring your old pals Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die. Come to drop a comics plopsy right in your tea.

<ITEM> Admin, Dadmin, sponsorship and some honest to goodness SILENCE! News?? Right here effendi. Hot takes on the latest Rob Liefeld and Neil Gaiman announcements.

<ITEM> Suddenly… THE REVIEWNIVERSE! Comics old and new are ingurgitated: World Without End, The Beef, Shade The Changing Woman, Ragman, The Highest House, Gideon Falls, Oblivion Song, The Spider King, Prism Stalker and more. Plus hot news about the John Higgins-painted Cronenbergian body-horror Batman comic that simply does not exist.


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This edition of SILENCE! is proudly sponsored by the greatest comics shop on the planet, DAVE’S COMICS of Brighton. It’s also sponsored the greatest comics shop on the planet GOSH! Comics of London.

11 Responses to “SILENCE! #248”

  1. Paul Jon Thrillin' Says:

    I’d like a TV version of World Without End, see some top English thesp really go for the Brother Bones voice.

  2. The Beast Must Die Says:

    Thinking about it, it is a bit of a high-gloss version of a Paul John Milne comic…

  3. Paul Jon Thrillin' Says:

    Considering adding thousands of captions of barely-readable prose, for clarity

  4. avcilar escort karilari Ideque Says:

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    Escortlarla beraber fantezilerinizi gerceklestirirken gercek zevki tadacak ve gerceklikten uzaklasacaksiniz. Muhtesem bir iliski deneyimi yasamaya istiyorsunuzdur umarim cunku biz escortlarla beraber cok ozel anlar yasayacagiz.

  5. Paul Jon Thrillin' Says:

    Thanks, Brother Bones

  6. David Allison Says:

    The Mindless Ones quote that’s ended up being used for Kane/Hine promo comes from my first post for the site:

    I’ve only written about three bits of quotable text in the past decade so it’s fun to keep an eye on them and see how they’re doing in the wild.

    Lovely poddage as always boys. I like it when my friends.

  7. Winty Says:

    Perhaps the next Paul John Milne comic can take a pull quote from Avcilar Escort Karilari Ideque piece above. It’s not often Mozambique’s foremost comics critic comments on anything other than a Marvel or DC book ; – )

  8. Gary Lactus Says:

    Oh shit! Sorry for the misattribution, Illogical. X

  9. David Allison Says:

    Not your fault I’m vain as hell man.

  10. Paul Jon Thrillin' Says:

    My next sensational character will be THE ESCORT SNIVELLER, inspired by my misreading of the phrase
    “escort sirinevler|” in Karilari’s comment

  11. Gary Lactus Says:

    I’m just happy when anyone leaves a comment.

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