OMAC, What Is Best In Life?

August 28th, 2014

Do you think that he’d even know? I’m not sure. He’s always so busy, isn’t he? The character and the book he starred in are a perfect match that way.

I’ve been spending a lot of time round at Kirby’s recently, and my favourite Kirby is the chatty, energetic old guy who’s perpetually setting up a big picture with the intention of hinting at an even bigger one. I’m talking about the Kirby who’s always happy to sit you down, offer you a drink and ask how you’re doing before the trip so nighttown begins. You’ll find this Kirby in The Eternals, of course, as well as in his Fourth World stories, and it’s hard not to love the guy.

The Jack Kirby you meet in OMAC is every bit as sharp as that other Jack, but he’s forever on the move. You head round to his place only to find him halfway out the door. This situation poses no problem for Kirby: ‘Of course you can come along!’ he barks. ‘I’m about to grab a taxi down to the “Brother” Eye if you’re willing to take a detour?’

Before you even have a chance to say yes you’re jumping out of the taxi and into the “Brother” Eye, a dingy old man’s pub untouched by the smoking ban, the sort of place that’s packed full of cigar smoke and shifty characters. And talking about characters, did Kirby really just tell you that that girl over there is a robot? And what’s that he’s saying about a man so rich he can afford to rent out whole cities for his private parties? You’re sure that he just said that the most recent party had a more sinister purpose, but somehow Kirby’s over at the other side of the bar now, stopping a nasty brawl before it can properly get going. One minute he’s holding a man ten years his junior by the throat, the next they’re heading towards you, talking quite intently with each other about the “Sickies”.

Kirby slaps you on the arm, buys you a drink and introduces you to his new friend Bucky… no, wait, it’s Buck, sorry. Kirby starts to settle down; he stretches his back out, and it looks like he’s about to chat to you when he suddenly decides to throw a nearby chair through the closest window. You’re about to tell the old guy to chill the fuck out, but then he leaps clean through the window and chases a mugger off down the street.

A brief ‘Good to see ya kid!’ and a hastily written check to the bar owner later and Kirby’s off into the night, shouting ‘OMAC lives so that man may live!!’ as he goes. Shit, that was exhausting, you think. But hell, when was the last time you had that much fun with a comic book superhero?

Does OMAC know what’s best in life? I’m not sure, but the man who created him certainly did! Happy birthday, then, to Jack Kirby – still missed, still the only king I will ever bow to.

5 Responses to “OMAC, What Is Best In Life?”

  1. bobsy Says:

    I’d prob bow to Elvis too. But I’d just be doing so to get a better look at *those hips*.

  2. Matthew Craig Says:

    “Does OMAC know what’s best in life?”

    Lila DLC?

    //\OO/\\

  3. bobsy Says:

    Is it true that OMAC originally stood for One Man’s Aching Cock?

  4. madarab Says:

    https://marswillsendnomore.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/jack-kirby-silver-surfer-small.jpg

    Maybe not my favorite kirby, but my truest kirby.

    the man who gave us so much and got so little. the postmodern martyr from outer space. not crucified, no gratifying, symbolic death, but a slow, wearying, constant breaking. and then, like a chisel trying to dig to ben grimm’s heart, a protracted autopsy that is still ongoing, in stores every wednesday.

    it is revelatory to hear his scream. he was too dignified, and too tough, to do it very often.

    happy belated jack kirby – thanks for all the comics, sorry about all the capitalism.

  5. BK Munn Says:

    the burning spear of comics pierces to what matters most to us all –our limbs must survive into the future so they be folded and refolded, a semaphore message of hope and promise of peace through pencils

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