PREPARING REACTIONS TO THE NEWLY REDESIGNED DARKSEID DOT DOT DOT
Darkseid Is… An inaction figure/A “21st Century big bad”/A redesign of a redesign of a real design/A quaint plastic monster farting out an unclean sun.
Darkseid Is… Straining for relevance/A big Depeche Mode fan/Dangerously indebted to the robust sartorial choices of a certain Lex Luthor.
Darkseid Is… A dullard’s idea of raw spectacle/Actually quite ripped underneath that hard shell/Pretending to be a pint man now, probably.
Darkseid Is… Representative of nothing/Reflective of nothing/Currently unable to smuggle meaning under his dainty little skirt.
Darkseid Is… Singing the Arkham City blues/A capitalist realist’s dream/Safe now for renewed consumption.
Darkseid Is… Honestly, pretty fucking dull in this incarnation.
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