A weekly strip by Fraser Geesin
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How DO YOU do it?
Gwyneth Paltrow hates this strip.
Ha! yeah, I watched that episode of Glee! on Saturday. The episode was called “Sexy” I think and featured a Gary Glitter song. Nice.
That Lactus, he makes it look so easy,
like a prima ballerina.
He’s one of those “four impossible ideas before breakfast” guys.
DVD? Shoe? Towel? Sincerity? No. It would be impossible for me to have any of those four things for breakfast.
“He’s one of those “four impossible ideas before breakfast” guys”
Right here with you. I ate some Cocoa Pops with Coca-Cola the other day and shit myself inside out. MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!
2nd bowl did the trick though.
Andrew’s ventriloquising* in that last panel, there.
*I had no idea this was actually a word
Yeah, I realized that after posting. Fuck it. Let’s just say it was a deliberate, impossible idea from an unbreakfasted brain.
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