I guess this was all just a way for the homo superior to improve his fame and show his impressivly deranged scaly fashion. It’s good that they were all british, because apparently he’s afraid of americans, young americans in particular. I just hope this new killer star’s five year spree doesn’t lead to a rock and roll suicide, that someone can bring the disco king back down to this criminal world and we won’t be saying ashes to ashes.
It’s good, I guess, that you’re allowing Andrew and Stephen a way to express themselves. But I’m not sure if anyone would miss them, if they were gone.
al, are you american? i only ask because andrew and steven possesses a uniquely british flavour/sense of humour that i know probably won’t go down that well with people on the other side of the pond. something to do with not picking up its tone.
They are good because they are animated and charismatic. With their fun, coloured ties and nice smart shoes they have been entertaining children for the last two or so years! I think Mick ‘n’ Dave are a trickier sell to our core demographic.
Hm, I had thought Al was saying he would’ve enjoyed The Dragon Bit just as much if Andrew and Stephen hadn’t been in it? Though I can’t agree with that, myself…just knowing they’re there fills me with a reassuring…
Um…sense of…
“Caustic observation”, maybe? No, no, not “caustic”…
Having said, that, Alphonse, there is a very real possibility you have upset Gary Lactus and should probably explain yrself else, Lo! we shall see what it is for a God to cry, e.g.
No, it definitely is, he has the same email address – with his government name – and everything, I’m not just playing internet detective.
So, it’s basically like Barbelith fell and AG, like Surtur before him, hath run free to upset other Gods, i.e. Gary Lactus; we’re approximately at the end of Simonson’s first year on Thor, here.
He is generally a terrifically entertaining troll, though.
To wit, on the C Bat-rogues
Damien, who’s presumably heading for the doghouse at the end of the current run, sets up a quasi cave/lab in Gotham’s sewers, and hunts down the C-list, one by one, while a)skint and b)riding a new Bat-Hound, that he’s gene modified after, perhaps, one too many hits of Scarecrow gas. He could be allowed to get away with this for quite a while
yeah, i should’ve mentioned that he’s always been a funny troll. was going to but ended up not bothering. don’t know why. anyway, yes, he’s a funny troll. and round these parts that excuses him.
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November 22nd, 2010 at 10:42 pm
He reminds me of the babe.
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:05 pm
*dies*
thank you.
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
I guess this was all just a way for the homo superior to improve his fame and show his impressivly deranged scaly fashion. It’s good that they were all british, because apparently he’s afraid of americans, young americans in particular. I just hope this new killer star’s five year spree doesn’t lead to a rock and roll suicide, that someone can bring the disco king back down to this criminal world and we won’t be saying ashes to ashes.
…space oddity
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:36 pm
What a pillock that David Bowie is! Cor!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:08 am
As a Bowie fetishist, I would love to be able to poke Bowie with the callous familiarity that Mick does in panel 3.
wait that came out all wrong…
November 23rd, 2010 at 2:33 am
Mindless Ones editorial;
It’s good, I guess, that you’re allowing Andrew and Stephen a way to express themselves. But I’m not sure if anyone would miss them, if they were gone.
November 23rd, 2010 at 4:55 am
HEY! Andrew and Steven WILL NEVER DIE!!!
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 am
i’d miss them a great deal.
al, are you american? i only ask because andrew and steven possesses a uniquely british flavour/sense of humour that i know probably won’t go down that well with people on the other side of the pond. something to do with not picking up its tone.
November 23rd, 2010 at 11:35 am
Alphonse, plenty of us would miss Andrew & Stephen. It’s one of the funniest, most original, webcomics I’ve ever seen.
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
They are good because they are animated and charismatic. With their fun, coloured ties and nice smart shoes they have been entertaining children for the last two or so years! I think Mick ‘n’ Dave are a trickier sell to our core demographic.
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Alphonse is not American, he is the (wind-up) artist formerly known as Alex’s Grandma/Mark E Smith/Ian ver Sorr etc.
Did I never give you his script for a swatch, amy, I definitely meant to?
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Hm, I had thought Al was saying he would’ve enjoyed The Dragon Bit just as much if Andrew and Stephen hadn’t been in it? Though I can’t agree with that, myself…just knowing they’re there fills me with a reassuring…
Um…sense of…
“Caustic observation”, maybe? No, no, not “caustic”…
Styptic!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Oh Gary Lactose, I’m so glad that I’m not intolerant of you or your creations – the amazing Amusing Brother, who rule from station to station!
Keep the comics coming mate, and Make Mine Mindless!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Love the Viz-ziness of this one!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:38 pm
(I keep calling him “Stephen” ’cause he looks like Stephen Harper.)
(Also, would this be a good time to offer a book for sale?)
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Having said, that, Alphonse, there is a very real possibility you have upset Gary Lactus and should probably explain yrself else, Lo! we shall see what it is for a God to cry, e.g.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3229/105568-18438-108160-1-identity-crisis_super.jpg
not something one would care to view twice in a lifetime.
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Happiness. They fill you with happiness.
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Styptic happiness!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Also, I’m an idiot, I missed the whole “CD with illustrated booklet” thing, before…
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Yes – that!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Oops, was responding to the “Styptic happiness!” comment.
Damn you, The Internet!
November 23rd, 2010 at 1:58 pm
It is always doing that! Can’t we get someone in here to fix it?
November 23rd, 2010 at 2:00 pm
No
November 23rd, 2010 at 2:21 pm
grumble grumble Mindless grumble so cheap grumble won’t even spring for proper The Internet…
November 23rd, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Ney feckin’ tune again boy?!
Alphonse putting the A in Anus
November 23rd, 2010 at 6:46 pm
What babe?
November 23rd, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Alphonse is not American, he is the (wind-up) artist formerly known as Alex’s Grandma
OH SHIT THE CONTAINMENT FIELD HAS COLLAPSED AND HE’S RUNNING FREE ACROSS THE INTERNETS
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:22 pm
The babe with the power.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Good call, Bots. Al’s sentence construction sure as shit looks like Alex’s.
Hello Alex.
We will need to divert more power to those containment fields… [heads over to the ruin that is Barbelith]… Nope they’re definitely utterly fucked.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:38 pm
What power?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:15 pm
The power of the voodoo.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 pm
No, it definitely is, he has the same email address – with his government name – and everything, I’m not just playing internet detective.
So, it’s basically like Barbelith fell and AG, like Surtur before him, hath run free to upset other Gods, i.e. Gary Lactus; we’re approximately at the end of Simonson’s first year on Thor, here.
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:28 pm
b…buh..BUT
how can someone ALWAYS be a troll, like forever?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Who do?
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
He is generally a terrifically entertaining troll, though.
To wit, on the C Bat-rogues
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I’ve always loved a bit of Alex. Just a bit.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
You do!
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Have I missed something here? Am I supposed to have been dissed in some way? Has a comment been removed?
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Nope
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:47 pm
In that case, I perceived nothing dissy or trolly in Alphonse’s comment.
November 24th, 2010 at 2:19 am
yeah, i should’ve mentioned that he’s always been a funny troll. was going to but ended up not bothering. don’t know why. anyway, yes, he’s a funny troll. and round these parts that excuses him.
November 24th, 2010 at 8:49 am
Do what?
November 24th, 2010 at 8:50 am
REMIND ME OF THE BABE!!!
November 24th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Beep Beep
November 29th, 2010 at 10:29 am
Even though I didn’t get my cameo, this strip did at least end with a little nod in my direction with the “Oh, David!” caption.
I know that Bowie is also part of the brotherhood of Dave, but I also know which David is closer to Garrray Lactates blackened heart.
February 11th, 2013 at 8:04 pm
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