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Michael
Don’t you have something better to do than follow me around all night?

Sam
Actually, I do.

INT. The comic book store

Sam
Got a problem guys?

Edgar Frog
Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

Sam
Pretty cool, huh?

Alan Frog
For a fashion victim.

Edgar
Listen budy, if you’re looking for the diet frozen-yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.

Sam
Actually I ‘m looking for Batman, no.14.

Edgar
That’s a very serious book, man.

Alan
Only five in existence.

Sam
Four, actually. I’m always lookin’ out for the other three.

You can’t put the Superman, no. 77 with the 200s. They haven’t even discovered red kryptonite yet. And you can’t put the no. 98 with the 300s. Lori Lemaris hasn’t even been introduced.

Edgar
Where the hell are you from? Krypton?

Sam
Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moved here.

4 Responses to “Whatever happened to Corey Haim?”

  1. The Beast Must Die Says:

    “What did you do to my dog you asshole???!”

  2. Jonathan Nolan Says:

    “Been watchin’ too much Dynasty, blood?”

  3. The Beast Must Die Says:

    ‘DEATH BY STEREO!”

  4. Jonathan Nolan Says:

    …and of course the falsetto singing in the bath…

    to quote Stewie Griffin, “…which I just want to remind everyone is totally NOT GAY.”

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